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    • #1189

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Pretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.

      Example:

      Q. What is the capital of Tennessee?

      A. paper clip

      anybody wanna play? :)

    • #36660

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      sure :wink:

      Why do cows moo?

    • #36661

      to get to the other side

      how many inches are in a foot?

    • #36662

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      hopefully not too many otherwise you won’t be able to find shoes

      why is the sky blue?

    • #36663

      because chuck norris threw a bucket of paint into the air

      what does harry potter fly on?

    • #36664

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      this game kicks ass.

      harry potter flys on a calculus textbook.

      how many seasons are in a year?

    • #36665

      it is a fun game isn’t it? :D

      17 seasons in a year

      how many humps does a camel have?

    • #36666

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      camels have 6 hills
      how many days of the week are there?

    • #36667

      3,457 days in a week

      what are jack and jill’s names?

    • #36668

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      :roll: bitch and ass
      what is the name of the band we all love?

    • #36669

      busting water ballons

      why do people’s tummys growl?

    • #36670

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      because they are freezing cold.

      how old is arthur?

    • #36671

      17

      what color is grass?

    • #36672

      billy stripes

      what grows on trees?

    • #36673

      couch cusions

      why is pop carbonated?

    • #36674

      because it has little tiny elves farting in it

      why aren’t there B batteries?

    • #36675

      Arthur
      Spectator

      That letter is reserved for exam results only.

      Why is the earth not flat anymore, so ships will not fall over the edge anymore?

    • #36676

      amnesia
      Spectator

      Because, god didn’t like fishfingers anymore.

      How come birds can fly ?

    • #36677

      cause doors open

      why is hawiian punch red?

    • #36678

      because i said so

      why do kittens like yarn so much?

    • #36679

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because it’s made of cat nip herbs

      what does the sun set?

    • #36680

      Arthur
      Spectator

      The sun sets up a tent for camping in New Zealand.

      Why is a bbq with the SPfreakies always fun?

    • #36681

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      there not fun

      why am i not at a SPfreak bbq?

    • #36682

      because of the bbq sauce wrestling

      what do birds think about while they are flying?

    • #36683

      Arthur
      Spectator

      because of the bbq sauce wrestling[/quote:2ou28lkj]
      :lol: Can you imagine! :lol:

    • #36684

      :lol:

    • #36685

      is christian bale gonna be at this said bbq, and if so are clothes required?

      oh back to the game

      why does red bull taste like pee?

    • #36686

      because it is bull pee

      why are the people at the post office so slow?

    • #36687

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      because no one realizes there is a retarded and non retarded line.

      what color is red?

    • #36688

      amnesia
      Spectator

      Its green.

      What is best, coca cola or pepsi ?

    • #36689

      dr. pepper

      what is the shortest route to the grocery store?

    • #36690

      through my closet

      why do dogs run so fast?

    • #36691

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because the have no legs

      why do we bleed when we get cut?

    • #36692

      because we like to tempt vampires

      what is the meaning of the word flaindrouper?

    • #36693

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it’s Billy’s nickname I call him (he likes that) :lol:

      what is a lens?

    • #36694

      an instrument used for picking the lint out of one’s belly button

      what is a letter opener used for?

    • #36695

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      brain surgery

      what’s a heart?

    • #36696

      a shape with four 90 degree angles

      why was there a cat on my front porch when i came home?

    • #36697

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it wasn’t a cat it was your stalker

      what is a temperature?

    • #36698

      it is a vegetable

      what flavor is cherry?

    • #36699

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      orange

      what is a president?

    • #36700

      a breed of cat

      have you ever seen a tap dancing walrus?

    • #36701

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      at the zoo

      where is Billy?

    • #36702

      sitting right here next to me (i wish :lol: )

      what is the main ingredient in water?

    • #36703

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      penicillin

      what is a nose?

    • #36704

      Arthur
      Spectator

      A nose is a baby making tool, found on most male species

      What will be the follow up of the mobile phone in the upcoming years?

    • #36705

      amnesia
      Spectator

      Smashing Pumpkins

      Name a fruit ?

    • #36706

      chocolate

      what color is the cup i am drinking out of?

    • #36707

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      corn on the cob

      what an I listening to?

    • #36708

      farting noises

      what sound does a bee make?

    • #36709

      amnesia
      Spectator

      Vuf vuf

      What is the name of the planet we are living on?

    • #36710

      zandilor

      how many gumballs fit into a gumball machine?

    • #36711

      oarnges

      why do i like the ramones so much?

    • #36712

      because ronald mcdonald

      what is the most popular pizza topping?

    • #36713

      amnesia
      Spectator

      fruit salad :?

      What comes after friday?

    • #36714

      toozzday

      how do you make a question mark?

    • #36715

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      you give it a pen.

      who farted?

    • #36716

      everybody but you

      Why?

    • #36717

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because Manilla isn’t a really a human, he’s a mannequin

      why do people put up there middle finger?

    • #36718

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      to hear music.

      when was the war of 1812?

    • #36719

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      last night

      why do some speak in tongues?

    • #36720

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Because they can’t speak outside tongues.

      When is this economy crisis over?

    • #36721

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      when Dick Cheney vaporizes the globe from his Deathstar

      what is a marshmellow made of?

    • #36722

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      paste

      what is this ringing sound?

    • #36723

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      the sound of your brain clinking against your skull

      where do oompa loompas come from?

    • #36724

      lysol cans

      why does one take ambien?

    • #36725

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      to get fat

      what are Spfreaks?

    • #36726

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      SPpervs

      what is a fruitcake made of?

    • #36727

      amnesia
      Spectator

      Perverted people.Oh wait, thats a right answer. :lol:

      Non-perverted people.

      Why does ice melt?

    • #36728

      because it is scared of me

      what does scooby-doo?

    • #36729

      fix my oven

      what are dreams made of?

    • #36730

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      honey bunches of billy

    • #36731

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      tinted windows

      why does tv suck so bad?

    • #36732

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because it’s blowing you

      why do i feel like I’m going to vomit?

    • #36733

      wait… time out… what are dreams made of? honey bunches of billy… that is not a wrong answer

      ok time in…

      because you ate 300 snickers bars

      what is a mailbox?

    • #36734

      amnesia
      Spectator

      Is a place were you store your beers.

      What is air?

    • #36735

      something that is used for prying things open

      what is a car?

    • #36736

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      a house of representatives

      where is my hot Billy? :P

    • #36737

      he is hiding behind the curtains

      why did they stop playing the today visa commercial?

    • #36738

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because VISA sold itself out

      why is it only rose and I playing this most of the time?

    • #36739

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because the rest of us are lazy :P

      why did the cow jump over the moon?

    • #36740

      because she had to get to the dark side of the moon so her milk would be chocolate milk

      what causes the seasons?

    • #36741

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      menstrual cycles of wheat thins

      what is a black widow?

    • #36742

      a measurement of potency for eucalyptus leaves

      what’s under there?

    • #36743

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      according to Dazey Billy’s willy :lol:

      why do people drink flammable liquids?

    • #36744

      because they secretly want to be a fire breathing dragon

      what color is rain?

    • #36745

      amnesia
      Spectator

      Black

      How come its so cold at winter?

    • #36746

      because someone left the freezer door open

      how is paper made?

    • #36747

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      it off’s someone in the mob.

      what does http stand for?

    • #36748

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      spam

      Are tarantula’s necessary in this world?

    • #36749

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      hell fucking no

      what is this winking at :arrow: :wink: :?:

    • #36750

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      my penis.

      my penis?

    • #36751

      not

      what is a penis?

    • #36752

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      Manilla’s penis

      why does he have a penis?

      ( this is getting pervy-big surprise-no) :twisted:

    • #36753

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      holy motherfucker. :shock: he doesn’t. he is just compensating by talking about it. :P

      why did the frog burp?

    • #36754

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      to audition for budweiser.

      who is elvis?

    • #36755

      the first man to walk on mars

      what does gatorade contain?

    • #36756

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      emergency supply of water and extra teeth.

      why do we wear shoes?

    • #36757

      so our boobs are protected from the weather

      why do cheeseburgers have buns?

    • #36758

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      so you can rub them and make a wish

      why are brownies so damn yummy?

    • #36759

      it’s a conspiracy for them to take over the world through people’s tummies

      how much does a five dollar foot long sub cost?

    • #36760

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it’s free

      when do people stop being in a hurry?

    • #36761

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      when they realize they are already there.

      what’s the deal with santa clause?

    • #36762

      he was dealt a bad hand of blackjack so he has to give everyone toys

      who flicked my bic?

    • #36763

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the travelocity gnome

      why are non magical people called muggles ?

    • #36764

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it was one of the conditions in their new contract.

      why has june been so cloudy?

    • #36765

      because of the old saying, june showers bring july flowers

      why are jalapeno cheetos so yummy?

    • #36766

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because of the doppler effect

      why is everythong always on backorder?

    • #36767

      because people love to wear thongs!

      why am i eating something else spicy?

    • #36768

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because it isn’t tuesday

      am i gonna make it on time?

    • #36769

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      no time doesn’t exist

      why do young people wear granny panties :x

    • #36770

      because they like the way it makes them smell

      what is the difference between a whipping and a whuppin?

    • #36771

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      about 45 minuites

      whats the difference between medicine and poison?

    • #36772

      time out… i just wanna say this game never fails to make me laugh! :lol: ok… time in…

      rich insurance companies

      why do people think lysol is a daily fashion accessory?

    • #36773

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because \"jesus saves\"

      who took all my pens?

    • #36774

      the staypuff marshmallow man

      who ya gonna call?

    • #36775

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      Billy Corgan (where did I put his #) :lol: this game rawks :P

      where in the world in Carmen Sandiego?

    • #36776

      up my butt :lol:

      why does time move slower during the last hour of work on a friday?

    • #36777

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because it’s reminding you of Monday soon to come

      what are horoscopes?

    • #36778

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it’s another word for a telescope collector.

      what time is peanut butter jelly time?

    • #36779

      hammer time … dah da da dah da na da nah

      how do spiders make their webs so perfect?

    • #36780

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      they read directions first and I bet that spider was a female :P

      what are sewing needles used for?

    • #36781

      digging holes in the ground

      why does beer make you burp?

    • #36782

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because yeast expands

      why does the sun come out during the day?

    • #36783

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      it has to take a shit.

      can you play guitar?

    • #36784

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      only if rock band or guitar hero counts

      Can you teach me? :P

    • #36785

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      no

    • #36786

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because they are punks :P

      what happens when a cat speaks english?

    • #36787

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      all hell has broken loose

      what is the meaning of life?

    • #36788

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      to color in coloring books

      Why do vehicles have a steering wheel?

    • #36789

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      they needed somewhere to put the horn.

      why am i so tired?

    • #36790

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because bitches do that to you :lol:

      why do ears have canals?

    • #36791

      because they are copying off the panama canal

      why is mustard yellow?

    • #36792

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because it want to be like sunshine

      why are Mondays so yuck?

    • #36793

      because monday is overcome with jealousy of friday, saturday, and sunday

      why are these stupid jeans i am wearing too tight? (couldn’t be because i need to stop eating so much) lol

    • #36794

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because they have a mind of their own :P

      why is it so humid today?

    • #36795

      because all the trees decided they want to be in a sauna

      what do you get when you cross a tomato and a rubber band?

    • #36796

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      rubbermato

      why does spongebob’s voice sound so whiny

    • #36797

      because he ate a 2 year old

      when spongebob takes a bath, does he use himself to clean… himself?

    • #36798

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      he uses squidward.

      why must the girls make the boys cry?

    • #36799

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      cause we only like Billy kisses, not Georgie kisses
      duh!!! :lol:

      why are we in a child mode for this game now?

    • #36800

      because we are alien children hiding in adult human bodies

      how does a cat purr?

    • #36801

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it withholding it’s vomit and actually gargling it :lol:

      what’s on the lunch menu?

    • #36802

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      gargled cat vomit.

      how about dinner?

    • #36803

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      recycled semen :x (sorry it was a video on the o-board) :lol:

      where does the time go?

    • #36804

      i just have to say to the last 3 posts: EEEWWW!

      it goes to a little island where they film corona commercials

      how and why do birds build nests?

    • #36805

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      they take people’s hair off their head (hmm could be why Billy is bald) and start wrapping it up on the tree branch because the are tired of living under park benches

      why do men have man brain?

    • #36806

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      men think with their penis, so technically, they don’t use brains.

      what is air made of?

    • #36807

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      jet fuel

      why are the glaciers melting?

    • #36808

      because of cow farts

      how do you say hello in english?

    • #36809

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      donde esta?

      who’s on first?

    • #36810

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      Buzz Lightyear.

      Does your job suck ass?

    • #36811

      NO!

      what is the total of 2 and 2 and 2?

    • #36812

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      nothing but nothing but nothing

      Why do weathermen lie about the forecast?

    • #36813

      because their pants are on fire

      why is NIN going bye-bye? :(

    • #36814

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because the focus is on comedy now

      why do people play head games with others?

    • #36815

      because foot games would be too stinky

      why do i have a headache?

    • #36816

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because of SPfreak name changes :P

      why do goldfish crackers smile as you eat them?

    • #36817

      because they are sick twisted little bastards. (but they sure do taste good)

      what is the difference between a spoon and a fork?

    • #36818

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      a spork

      what do you do with a garden hoe?

    • #36819

      you f her in the garden

      what is a lemon?

    • #36820

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      this guy named George Bush

      why does it rain?

    • #36821

      because the clouds are crying

      when did the pyramids get built?

    • #36822

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      yesterday

      why are marriage licenses the only license in the world that NEVER expire?

    • #36823

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      special powers

      why is water so fantastic?

    • #36824

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because it won’t make me fat

      what makes the bubbles in pop?

    • #36825

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      tiny little elves that you can’t see are swimming in the soda farting each bubble.

      why did summer suddenly show up?

    • #36826

      ( :lol: elven farts)

      because it said haha no more cold weather for you!

      why do people have to talk so loud?

    • #36827

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because their volume button is broken

      why do we sneeze?

    • #36828

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because we fucked up on the design!

      why is my client late!?!

    • #36829

      because an alligator ate his watch

      why do dove ice cream bars taste so good?

    • #36830

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it’s the mustard they add in at the end.

      what ever happened to flying cars?

    • #36831

      they all flew away to mars

      what are post it notes used for?

    • #36832

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      they are the keys to your car

      why do some bottle tops twist off easily and others you have to use a bottle opener?

    • #36833

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      so my dog doesn’t become an alcoholic.

      why don’t batteries ever last as long as they say they do?

    • #36834

      because they are not squishy enough

      how do you tie a shoe?

    • #36835

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      um…you slip them on and call it a day

      what’s the time?

    • #36836

      time to get ill

      what is a question?

    • #36837

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      food for thought

      why is it when something goes right something else goes wrong?

    • #36838

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it’s down the street, take the second left, and it’s on your right.

      how do you speak chinese?

    • #36839

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      you find the magic fortune cookie and when you crack it open a little dragon files out and he teaches you in exchange for two wontons and an egg roll

      what is under the bed?

    • #36840

      a one eyed flying purple people eater… with big floppy pink ears

      how do they get the cheese into cheeze-its?

    • #36841

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      they squirt canned cheeze whiz onto cookie sheets spread it out and bake until it’s dried out

      Where does cow’s milk come from?

    • #36842

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      chickens

      why do we have days of the week?

    • #36843

      because if they were called mangos that would sound funny

      what mango of the week is it?

    • #36844

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the best Mango EVER!!

      Why are some fruit juicy and others not so juicy?

    • #36845

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it has to do with whether or not they are catholic or prodestant

      what’s a doppleganger?

    • #36846

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      the other me who gets to take the fall for all of my mischief 8)

      what is snow?

    • #36847

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Snow is the free present you get when you register your name at the White Powder Movement.

      Why is stonerrock called like that?

    • #36848

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because it’s a combination of weed and crack.

      why can’t the US beat brazil in soccer?

    • #36849

      because someone put itching powder in their undies

      how do they make paper?

    • #36850

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      very carefully.

      why does sunday always go so fast?

    • #36851

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      Because you keep changing the time to make it go faster

      Why are weeds called weeds?

    • #36852

      because qeeds would sound funny

      who is the funniest person in the world?

    • #36853

      Arthur
      Spectator

      god, because she made us think she is an important man.

      is love forever?

    • #36854

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      only if it starts off on a tuesday

      how do we know when its time to go to bed?

    • #36855

      when the underpants gnomes are to sleepy to steal any more undies

      how does one do the samba?

    • #36856

      blueczarina
      Spectator

    • #36857

      bananas who’ve danceed their last dance

      what is the magical ingredient in coffee that wakes people up?

    • #36858

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      psilocybin

      why do we have traffic lights?

    • #36859

      to give people pretty colored lights to look at while they are driving

      (for some people i think that’s true… the idiots who run redlights all the time :lol: )

      what is origami?

    • #36860

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it’s pornography for birds

      When does the clock strike midnight?

    • #36861

      Arthur
      Spectator

      When Xmas falls on the same day as my birthday.

      Why do men love the deepthroat treatment from their girlfriends?

    • #36862

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because it’s better than the sandpaper treatment!

      why do we celebrate the 4th of july?

    • #36863

      Arthur
      Spectator

      In the Scandinavian and some other countries, Holy Atom Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a religious holiday commemorating the adoption of the Holy Atom by Jesus Christ on July 4, 14 AD, that was split off from the Unholy Virus. Holy Atom Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, picnics, concerts, baseball games, religious speeches and ceremonies, and various other public and private religious events celebrating the split off and adoption of the Holy Atom. Holy Atom Day has grown to become the national day of Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland and Greenland.

      Why is it so hot today?

    • #36864

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because can’t tell if you posted a real answer or a wrong answer above Arthur so it’s a hot one for you today :P

      Why do some people just suck with listening?

    • #36865

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      (reggae of course holy atom day is real! i remember doing a show with my class in elementary school, for all the parents, reinacting how jesus adopted the holy atom. the day it split off from the unholy virus was a day i’ll never forget)

      because they heard on mtv that listening was overrated and they’re trying to be cool

      why is my state issuing IOU’s

    • #36866

      beacuse they spent all of their budget funds on smashing pumpkins collectable merchandise

      what would happen if the fleas of a thousand camels decided to come marching down your street?

    • #36867

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the whole neighborhood except for me would be itching like crazy because I would use my super power laser eyes to zap them away from my house, but anyone else is fair game :twisted:

      Just because it’s humid and cloudy will I get a thunderstorm tonight?

    • #36868

      woooo lazer eyes! scary! :P

      it will be a thunderstorm unlike any other in history… with pink and purple clouds and it will rain gummy bears, just don’t step on them or they will cry

      what makes a kitten in a flower pot so damn cute?

    • #36869

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      i would like to see a gummi bear rain

      its general pudginess

      what makes a fire cracker explode?

    • #36870

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      happy thoughts and gumdrops

      anybody know how the sun works?

    • #36871

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      yes, the sun stretches his arm out and flicks the switch to on…don’t piss him off or he will turn it off!

      Why do ghetto people dress like hookers when they are too big for those types of clothing?

    • #36872

      good question… i don’t even know the wrong answer to that one! :lol:

      what are the 23 flavors in Dr. Pepper?

    • #36873

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      garlic, bubble gum, blood from a virgin, butterscotch, ecoli, catfish urine, salt, pickle juice, purple colored listerine, used bathtub water from a mormon, lysergic acid diethylamide, sweat from a shaolin monk, lead, chicken broth, hate, maple syrup, essence of papaya, chlorine, honey mustard, pineapple juice, the magical production skills of dr. dre, artificial flavoring, and of course, yellow #5

      what’s cooler than being cool?

    • #36874

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      being a bad mamma jamma

      What is a snuffalupakiss?

    • #36875

      Arthur
      Spectator

      garlic, bubble gum, blood from a virgin, butterscotch, ecoli, catfish urine, salt, pickle juice, purple colored listerine, used bathtub water from a mormon, lysergic acid diethylamide, sweat from a shaolin monk, lead, chicken broth, hate, maple syrup, essence of papaya, chlorine, honey mustard, pineapple juice, the magical production skills of dr. dre, artificial flavoring, and of course, yellow #5[/quote:36sjrz5u]
      sweat from a shaolin monk… That MUST be the Pep in Dr. Pepper! :lol: :lol: :lol:

      A snuffalupakiss is a homemade tuna sandwich made by Aloysius Snuffleupagus, the famous Muppet Show character.

    • #36876

      garlic, bubble gum, blood from a virgin, butterscotch, ecoli, catfish urine, salt, pickle juice, purple colored listerine, used bathtub water from a mormon, lysergic acid diethylamide, sweat from a shaolin monk, lead, chicken broth, hate, maple syrup, essence of papaya, chlorine, honey mustard, pineapple juice, the magical production skills of dr. dre, artificial flavoring, and of course, yellow #5

      [/quote:15hoy4lx]

      nice! :lol:

    • #36877

      mondays are the conglomeration of many conspiracy theorists who work under the influence of vanilla and bacon flavored beer

      what is the biggest tourist attraction in podunk, tennessee?

    • #36878

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the couple who was arrested for throwing cheetos at each other

      describe the role of a white blood cell?

    • #36879

      it rolls down the hill, under a car or two, picks up speed and rolls up and over an enormous termite mound, then around a tree, behind a house….. oh wait…. role not roll hahahah

      what causes popcorn to pop?

    • #36880

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      i’m officially scared of Dr Pepper :lol:

      miniature monkeys who light off firecrackers in the bag before transforming into butter

      why is Curious George always curious?

    • #36881

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      Because he really is a 3 year old inside a monkey costume

      Where does all the salt come from in the ocean water?

    • #36882

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      the bird is the word

      what is the meaning of this?

    • #36883

      To make you
      Hit yourself
      In the head
      Shamelessly

      what does GATORADE stand for?

    • #36884

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the raiding of gators for their body fluids to fill up bottles of GATORADE

      what’s in hatorade?

    • #36885

      eewww :P

      the elixir of hate twisted with pickle juice makes up hatorade

      where do birds sleep?

    • #36886

      Arthur
      Spectator

      on my bbq, yummie! :lol:

      what’s so funny about the Pink Panther?

    • #36887

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it’s his love of astrology

      where do we get the nerve to stare at other people?

    • #36888

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because we are actually one giant gorilla trapped inside a human body

      Why does McDonalds have a dollar menu?

    • #36889

      because dollars taste good ….dollar mcmuffin, dollar pounder with cheese, fried dollar pies…. mmm!

      why do they put almonds in chocolate bars?

    • #36890

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      to keep away the riff raff

      baby my baby, where are you now?

    • #36891

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      she’s so lost. she’s so lost in the. she’s so lost in the clooooouuuuuds.

      why are people saying barack obama is failing, when he’s only been in office for 6 months?

    • #36892

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because America expected a magic fix to all the nations problems.

      what is a crumpet?

    • #36893

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      a plastic toy you blow into and it makes a squeaking sound

      where is the doorbell button located on homes?

    • #36894

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      north of the equator

      why do i have to work on saturdays?

    • #36895

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because i do mwaahahahahaha :twisted:

      why do the French wear berets?

    • #36896

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      to match their accents

      how does music get made?

    • #36897

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      music is made from all the bugs flying around and the birds chirping

      describe the insides of a cloud.

    • #36898

      Arthur
      Spectator

      baby my baby, where are you now?[/quote:405zjfjn]

      she’s so lost. she’s so lost in the. she’s so lost in the clooooouuuuuds.[/quote:405zjfjn]

      brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    • #36899

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      ^someone got it

    • #36900

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      you two have manged to screw this up ^^^^ :lol:

      where the hell is your answer/question Arthur and somepumpkins ?

    • #36901

      the insides of a cloud are falling on the roof now :D

      the inside of a cloud is like a beautiful victorian room decorated in rich colors and fabrics, with a cat sleeping on a chair and billy playing guitar. beauty all around :)

      why does thunder sound so pretty?

    • #36902

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because it makes you think of Jimmy and his kickass drumming :D

      How do you screw in a lightbulb?

    • #36903

      with your screwer of course!

      why does it get so hot after it rains in the summer?

    • #36904

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      um because rain is hot and sexy :lol:

      why do they sell a variety of sprinklers to water the yard?

    • #36905

      because if they only sold one kind the grass would get angry and refuse to grow.

      where is everybody today?

    • #36906

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      well yesterday I’m not sure where they are, maybe they are in today

      What are chopsticks used for?

    • #36907

      for chopping sticks in half, what else? hehehe

      what are soup bowls used for?

    • #36908

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      everyone knows that is the kitty litter box mmmmm soup anyone :lol:

      Why do people get pennies pressed out to become a worthless penny?

    • #36909

      because they are gullible and believed me when i told them it makes a penny more valuable

      why is Sam’s photo machine so slow?

    • #36910

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because it needs a nap

      what’s the deal with major league baseball?

    • #36911

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it’s not anything major to be talking about or watching

      Why does the temperature drop so much in the middle of Summer that it feels like Fall?

    • #36912

      because someone put ice cream in the clouds

      what is the quickest way to fill up a little swimming pool?

    • #36913

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      waiting for hurricane/tropical storm \"rain like a mother fucker\" to fill it up

      why do we get headaches?

    • #36914

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      (d) none of the above

      why don’t the buses ever show up on time?

    • #36915

      because they can only drive 5 miles per hour on straightaways

      what is jello good for?

    • #36916

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      for filling up your little pool rose and rolling around in it you perv :lol:

      why is music so addicting?

    • #36917

      :lol: :twisted:

      because music is a drug for your ears, you need a prescription for it

      how many grains of salt are on a pretzel?

    • #36918

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it’s not salt it’s grains of sand-ewwwwww

      what is rose doing eating pretzels for breakfast?

    • #36919

      it’s the breakfast of champions! :D

      who switched the salt for sand ewwww?

    • #36920

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the sand man who visits the pretzels factory every night around 3 a.m.

      What are laundry baskets used for?

    • #36921

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      for holding my vinyls.

      why do i always end up being dissapointed?

    • #36922

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because i can’t spell disappointed correctly

      when will summer go away?!?

    • #36923

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      When YOU tell it too-use the force somepumpkins, use the force. It is within you :lol:

      Why am I thinking about what the great Jedi said?

    • #36924

      because HE used the force to make you think of him… he has a crush on you, you know

      why did my frappachino make me frappafreezing?

    • #36925

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      ewww Obi One :lol: he’s so old

      because it made ice cubes in your stomach-apparently your tummy has become a freezer :shock:

      How do we become one with nature?

    • #36926

      we tie clematis vines around us and stick flowers in our ears and croak like a bullfrog while flapping our arms like a bird and walking like a camel.

      can i get that quarter from underneath your pointy boot baby? all i want’s just one more oatmeal pie…. ooww

    • #36927

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      um no you can’t get the quarter from underneath that pointy boot it’s the next day now

      why do people where pointy boots anyway?

    • #36928

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Because they want to annoy me, walking on the roof: click clack click clack click… RHAAAAHHHH!!! I hate it!

      Why am I not allowed to kill woman that wear pointy boots?

    • #36929

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      cuz then you wouldn’t be able to get the deepthroat treatment

      why do we have to live in a world filled with people who have rubbernecks?

    • #36930

      because there was a huge overstock sale at the Rubbermaid factory

      why don’t they make dognip?

    • #36931

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because the cats hold a majority in the senate

      why do birds suddenly appear?

    • #36932

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because the wanna be close to you to pass off their bird lice

      why do we yawn?

    • #36933

      because we are subcontiously trying to catch snowflakes on our tongue

      why do people always have to bring stinky food to their desks?

    • #36934

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because they want to hear you say \"honk honk\" at work :lol:

      What does an Ipod do?

    • #36935

      :lol:

      an ipod is a personal carrying case for beans- pinto beans, black beans, navy beans, lima beans, but no kidney beans allowed. if you try to carry kidney beans in your ipod it will emit a high pitched screetching sound followed by smoke and eventually fireworks. you don’t want to piss it off.

      list the main causes of sleepiness in office workers…

    • #36936

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Wall-Mart supermarkets
      Discovery Channel
      Pink Panther cartoons
      Lack of Smashing Pumpkins music
      Overkill of Britney Spears music
      Wooden box
      Turkish carpet
      Clay pipes from the 16th Century
      Laundry

      and a few more, but I can’t recall…

      Why don’t we sit on a chair on the ceiling?

    • #36937

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because it’s not trendy anymore

      why is erica hill from CNN so damn cute?

    • #36938

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because your really imaging Andersen Cooper in your mind and not her :lol:

      Why do good thunderstorms always manage to miss my neighborhood?

    • #36939

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      ^ i do not accept your wrong answer

      the good thunderstoms miss your neighborhood just for the sake of spite

      then how about soledad o’brien? why is she so cute?

    • #36940

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Because after this pic was taken, she had the kids for breakfast, bloody breakfast.

    • #36941

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      yes?

      are his critics gonna give him a chance to get it done?

    • #36942

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      probably not, but what else is new.

      what kind of cheese is the moon?

    • #36943

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      blue cheese-it’s moldy

      Why am I being haggled for advice from someone older than me? I though elders knew more :?

    • #36944

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because you’re confucious. people come to you for your answers. they open your fortune cookies and you show them the way.

      how did sunday fly by so fast?

    • #36945

      sunday drank a red bull and it got wings and flew by super duper fast

      what does H2O stand for?

    • #36946

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      h to the izzo

      where did television come from?

    • #36947

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      your vision told you to go to the store and buy one.

      Why does humidity make our bodies sticky?

    • #36948

      because humidity is made up of sugar molecules

      what are the colored parts of flowers called?

    • #36949

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      vaginas.

      where do babies come from?

    • #36950

      tomatoes

      what has manilla been thinking about hmm?

    • #36951

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      maybe manilla is thinking about you rose your user name is after a flower :lol:

      How does someone recognize another dimension?

    • #36952

      with special dimension glasses… they look like this…

    • #36953

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      ask manilla he just bought one I think it plays music though

      Why is this game so addicting?

    • #36954

      it’s like our own personal brand of heroin

      why did i just quote edward cullen?

    • #36955

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      he brainwashed you!!!!

      Why do people misconstrue what they hear?

    • #36956

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      not enough riboflavin in their diet

      why does antiques roadshow kick so much ass?

    • #36957

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because you like 100 year old fragrant musk dust along with a touch of moth balls stench in your nose inhale deeply

      Why are pens filled with ink?

    • #36958

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      to make lasers.

      why am i going to be late for work?

    • #36959

      because traffic was held up by an elephant dancing in the street

      where’s waldo?

    • #36960

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because you woke up early.

      how did i become so addicted to caramel macchiato’s from starbucks?

    • #36961

      the imploding voice told you to

      why did you mention starbucks? { i might have to go there (lunchtime now) :lol: }

    • #36962

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      he was hoping the stars at night will give him a few bucks with antlers

      why does the earth revolve around the sun?

    • #36963

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      to get a nice even tan

      is today’s overcast gonna last?

    • #36964

      it will last as long as the last song on adore

      why didn’t the rain wash the wasp nest out of our downspout sooner?

    • #36965

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because the superglue that wasps make is better than store bought superglue.

      Why did the the neighbor mow their lawn in the rain?

    • #36966

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Just when the rain started, the sewer pipes asked for a haircut. Acid rain, you know…

      What is the best brand for homemade apple pie?

    • #36967

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the brand that I make :D and it has caramel on top of it mmmmmmm

      Why are there so many Pumpkin goodies on ebay lately?

    • #36968

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      because james iha needs money.

      do you have allergies?

    • #36969

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      why yes I do, allergies against a certain species of boys :lol:

      Why do people who suck at singing do it in the shower?

    • #36970

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      what does singing have to do with sex?

      and yes, that’s the answer and the question…

    • #36971

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because you hit the high notes that you never thought you’d reach while you are having sex in the shower.

      why does a LONG shower sound so good right now?

    • #36972

      because short showers are for wimps

      why do people answer questions with questions?

    • #36973

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      that’s a good question

      who’s responsible??

    • #36974

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      I’m responsible, but not for answer questions with a question

      What am I craving right now?

    • #36975

      you are craving a slice of cheesecake covered in chocolate chips and pickles

      what about me… what am i craving?

    • #36976

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      just pickles

      who spilled the beans?

    • #36977

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      you spilled the beans

      what kind of beans did you spill?

    • #36978

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      franks and beans

      have you seen my baseball?

    • #36979

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      I did, it was a foul ball, and no you can’t get it back the umpire took it.

      why is lightning so hard to photograph?

    • #36980

      because it has a twisted sense of humor, it likes to tease humans

      what is the first thing you said this morning?

    • #36981

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      good morning to my 3 year old son and a nice big hug too :D those are the best!!!

      When does the sun go down?

    • #36982

      good morning to my 3 year old son and a nice big hug too :D those are the best!!!

      [/quote:2y3zf098]

      that’s a wrong answer?

    • #36983

      the sun goes down when i tell it to dammit! lol

      what is the key ingredient in making ice?

    • #36984

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      a cold shoulder

      what is a tear drop?

    • #36985

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      its when the 6th song from adore falls on the floor. when it does, you have to say \"tear drop\"

      can you explain to me how? you’re so able? how?

    • #36986

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the explanation is so simple…because I just can

      Why do you need to know, what you feel you need to know and how do you really know it’s a need to know? :lol:

    • #36987

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      i have used this one before,
      but im gonna go with (d) none of the above

      decide! is this it? is it? decide! is that your style? is it? decide!

    • #36988

      i have decided the snack machine in the breakroom is an evil temptress

      why am i a rat in a cubicle daydreaming of a certain bc?

    • #36989

      Arthur
      Spectator

      That is because the American offices were made like that in the old days, and they are still made like that AD.

      What is the most impossible situation to get into?

    • #36990

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      taking an elixir to shrink yourself and someone picking you up flushing you down the toilet.

      What does milk make people feel ill?

    • #36991

      because they are milktose intollerant.

      why do people chop, stab, and otherwise maim their cereal?

    • #36992

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because they know how much you love hearing it

      Do they slurp their milk too?

    • #36993

      slurp like a spfreak drooling over billy’s hottness

      what is wrong with me today?

    • #36994

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      you haven’t had your daily dose of m&m’s :lol:

      what are umbrellas used for?

    • #36995

      for baking cakes

      how long does it take for a banana pepper plant to reach maturity?

    • #36996

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      time out: i love banana peppers! especially on my sandwiches from quiznos. we also call them peppericcini’s (i don’t know how to spell that)

      time in: it depends on how long you read to it at night when it’s time to go to bed.

      why does the subway always smell so goddamn bad?

    • #36997

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because of tasty peppers and cheese

      how does Dairy Queen make Blizzards?

      (i just ate one and while we are on a theme… :wink: )

    • #36998

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      its a whole drawn out process…. they have to gather all the ingredients from around the world. belgium for the chocolate. central america for the vanilla. they get the milk from the happy cows in california. mexico for the peanuts. mars for the oreo cookie bits. and you don’t even wanna know where they have to go for the sprinkles. anyway, they gather up all the ingredients you want in your blizzard, then, go down to antarctica, to make your blizzard in an actual blizzard. thank god for teleporters. otherwise it would take like a week to make your blizzard.

      what’s in a hot dog?

    • #36999

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      evil in its purest and most meaty form

      where do the sprinkles come form?

    • #37000

      Arthur
      Spectator

      evil in its purest and most meaty form[/quote:8by9aury]
      We are supposed to give WRONG answers! :lol:

    • #37001

      evil in its purest and most meaty form[/quote:2ahl8mgr]
      We are supposed to give WRONG answers! :lol:[/quote:2ahl8mgr]

      that’s only a matter of opinion. i like hot dogs …. with mustard and relish, or mustard and sauerkraut mmmm :)

      banana peppers and pepperoncini’s are 2 different kinds of peppers. i like them both!

      ok back to the game…

      the sprinkles come from a sprinkler… a secret sprinkler… shhhh…

      what makes the happy california cows so happy?

    • #37002

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      the fact that they can talk! haven’t you seen the commercials? maybe they only play in cali. which would make sense.

      it’s the middle of summer here but it’s actually cold and breezy out. what the hell is going on here?

    • #37003

      yes

      how many ice cubes do they put in a starbucks grande vanilla bean frappuchino?

    • #37004

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      they use 3 ice cubes and a tablespoon of dry ice to make it have a smokey effect

      Is everyone who responds in this thread hungry?

    • #37005

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      no. that’s why im about to go get a salad from next door. because i’m not hungry.

      you wanted it. was it like you dreamed? you got it and, was it like it seemed?

    • #37006

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      No because it has presented itself in physical form yet.

      where and why did you do it?

    • #37007

      i did it in the laundry room because the dryer adds a nice effect

      when did you do it and how?

    • #37008

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      evil in its purest and most meaty form[/quote:1u2xzw0o]
      We are supposed to give WRONG answers! :lol:[/quote:1u2xzw0o]

      true, but i’m a brat :twisted: :P

    • #37009

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      i did it in the laundry room because the dryer adds a nice effect

      when did you do it and how?[/quote:q1ic0i90]

      well it hasn’t been done quite yet, but it will be everywhere you can think of :P

      What on earth is going on in here?

    • #37010

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      nothing and everything and everything and nothing

      could someone please explain einstein’s theory of relativity?

    • #37011

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Yes, someone could please explain Einstein’s theory of relativity.

      Why is Hot Shots a funny movie after all?

    • #37012

      it is funny after all and before all and between some, upside down and inside out.

      what shape is the monster that hides under your bed?

    • #37013

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      the monster under my bed he’s a square :lol:

      Where does apple cider come from?

    • #37014

      avocados

      where in the world is carmen sandeigo?

    • #37015

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      she disappeared again…hmmmm…. she is out at the bar this time getting wasted before the show returns to tv :lol:

      How did you learn to read a book?

    • #37016

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      i just held my breath till i had to come back up for some more air

      who’s side are you on? who’s side are you on?

    • #37017

      nationwide is on your sidewalk chalk

      why did you type your question twice?

    • #37018

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      By being part octopus he has 2 key boards for his 4 arms which means he has 4 hands and 20 fingers and they automatically type up the question twice and he clicked submit before he even realized it this time.

      what’s that like being 1/2 octopus?

    • #37019

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it’s a little more chewy han i had originally imagined

      horton hear’s a who?

    • #37020

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      he hears a who whooting in your ear

      what is the bunny hop?

    • #37021

      By being part octopus he has 2 key boards for his 4 arms which means he has 4 hands and 20 fingers and they automatically type up the question twice and he clicked submit before he even realized it this time.

      [/quote:1x78d7am]

      i like that answer! :lol:

      the bunny hop is what 2 people do when they love each other very much

      what is the best way to open a coconut?

    • #37022

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      using someone’s noggin to knock it open of course someone you don’t mind seeing with a big purple goose egg on their forehead

      What is the purpose of a mantra?

    • #37023

      Arthur
      Spectator

      To open its’ door, to step inside, to turn on its’ engine, to take its’ wheel and to hit the gas!

      But now, this one intrigues me: why are a lot of people afraid in the dark?

    • #37024

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      fear of seeing the unknown
      dammit that’s not the wrong answer….

      because really they aren’t-they just think they are because a monster might come out and steal their cookies

      Why is the 7th day considered the day of rest?

    • #37025

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because the 5th day would just sound retarded

      why am i out of questions?

    • #37026

      because the monster in the dark came and stole your questions

      why do i wish for what i can’t have?

    • #37027

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      Billy Corgan :lol:
      LMAO

      Why do peanut m&m’s have peanuts and not hazelnuts?

    • #37028

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because the actor who plays the yellow peanut m&m in the tv commercials is allergic to hazelnuts

      what comes first? the toothpaste or the mouthwash?

    • #37029

      Billy Corgan :lol:
      LMAO

      [/quote:11w42965]

      waaaahhhooooo! :lol: i’m so crazy :roll:

    • #37030

      the bacon flavored mouthwash comes before the toothpaste sandwich with sauteed onions

      what word rhymes with orange?

    • #37031

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      apple

      hat makes your eyelids feel so heavy?

    • #37032

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      sagittarius

      how are things?

    • #37033

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      I am not sure….

      What are things???

    • #37034

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      thoughts are things (read \"the secret\")

      why does corn look the same way going in as it does coming out?

    • #37035

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      swallowing…try swishing it around in your mouth first :lol:

      Why do people put on an act at first?

    • #37036

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because they are part of an underground secret society that’s trying to ruin health care reform. and since your’re confucious, it’s not working. because you are able to see right through their bullshit.

      what was my question? seroiusly. i completely forgot while i was coming up with that answer.

    • #37037

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      you didn’t have a question that you forgot :lol:

      How does a glass hold water?

    • #37038

      with its hands

      what do ants build their homes out of?

    • #37039

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      they steal your picnic basket carry it away and destroy it for a ant-nic ( I need more sleep)

      Is there ever a right answer, and if so what is it?

    • #37040

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      maybe. it’s always wednesday.

      what’s with these homies dissing my girl? why do they gotta front?

    • #37041

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      cause’ they be bitches yo

      why did the Lollipop Gang get arrested last Tuesday? those terrible munchkins.

    • #37042

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because they were trying to punk the candybar gang for their snickers bars

      YO, why has this turned ghetto? :lol:

    • #37043

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because it turns out pumpkins has a rap sheet yo :P

      what did he do and what turned him gangster?

    • #37044

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      he’s always been gangsta..a ganster of love and ROCK and ROLL :lol:

      What is this gangsta up to?

    • #37045

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      ^^ i was refrencing a weezer song lyric. it’s the opening line to buddy holly!

      chillin. little bit of illin.

      where do clouds come from?

    • #37046

      my ass :lol:

      why am i excited for sp shows that i can’t even go to???

    • #37047

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because someone will tape it.

      and i don’t know any weezer really. i think i have heard them on the radio before though and i think i didn’t like them.

      who exactly are these spirits why do they come from the sky?

    • #37048

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      (I know that was a weezer song :D)

      The spirits that come from the sky want to bring you more SP music and videos posted on youtube to make you feel like a spirit in the sky.

      Will these spirits that come from the sky add more spirits to hang out with along the way?

    • #37049

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      only if you leave a message after the beep.

      how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    • #37050

      Arthur
      Spectator

      None, since Woody Woodpecker would have pecked it first. :P

    • #37051

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because man was being lazy knowing we would have nothing but more time.

      Why are crickets black?

    • #37052

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      as my mother used to say, \"because i said so!\"

      why is this thread dying? why aren’t you people playing along? what the fuck is going on here?
      there’s 3 questions for ya

    • #37053

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      i’m lazy. :P i’m lazy. :P i’m lazy.

      how will we know when fall has finally come?

    • #37054

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      when a tree falls down in the woods, and there’s plenty of people around to hear it, but it doesnt’s make a sound. then you know fall has officially arrived.

      why do the call the early workings of a recorded song a demo?

    • #37055

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because memo was already taken

      When does the world decided to just block TV for 1 day?-just one fucking day-is that so bad?

    • #37056

      47

      what does it mean when you have a frog in your throat?

    • #37057

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      you need to get new watch

      are you with us? or against us tonight?

    • #37058

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      you need to get new watch

      are you with us? or against us tonight?[/quote:jxp17jnc]

      it’s all mood pending I s’pose

      What are we with? and what are we against?

    • #37059

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Cannot answer those 3 questions, sorry.

      When is Doomsday again?

    • #37060

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      It was yesterday so if must not have worked properly-all this propaganda about it and nothing happened-we are still here

      Where are you right now?

    • #37061

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      i am about to not leave work and not enjoy my labor day weekend!

      have you heard the hollywood show audio yet?

    • #37062

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      well I was at the show-duh :lol:

      What is a cul de sac?

    • #37063

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it’s how you say testicles in french

      why do people have to steal other people’s identities?

    • #37064

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      they want to be awesome just like you

      Why does the sun hurt your eyes?

    • #37065

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      because its a bastard… damn you sun, damn you! :?

      what exactly is a marshmallow?

    • #37066

      it is a little creature named mallow that was born in a swamp.

      what? did you think i was going to say marsh? :lol:

    • #37067

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      no thats exactly what i thought you were gonna say

      why are the weekends so magical?

    • #37068

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because Arthur sprinkles magic fairy dust around you so you see nothing but glitter everywhere :P

      how does the shell of a clam get formed?

    • #37069

      with cotton swabs, elmers glue and a very smart gnome

      why do moths like moon flowers so much?

    • #37070

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      because it makes them appear to be pure.

      Why why why? I’m really WHY?

    • #37071

      because, because, because, because, because… because of the wonderful things he does

      who is the wizard really?

    • #37072

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      i believe it’s sweet 17 and sour 29.

      have you ever seen a purple dc pokeball?

    • #37073

      seen it? i invented it! haha

      where did they get the idea to name a computer mouse a mouse?

    • #37074

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      well it squeaks and eats cheese when you are away and someone caught on to the mouses trick

      When was the last time you decided to go there?

    • #37075

      five minutes ago

      why can’t i think of a good question to ask?

    • #37076

      jawn till dusk
      Spectator

      Yes you can!

      What’s a better swear word than CUNTO?

    • #37077

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Canned dessert rat! Or: imbecile black reptile!

      Uhm, these answers are right, maybe? :roll:

      Anyway, my question of the day is: Why didn’t the Smashing Pumpkins ever cover the Uriah Heep song July Morning?

      [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz66OrF30I[/youtube]

    • #37078

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      I don’t know maybe this past week…Billy has became a doll recently.

      If it’s gonna rain, why can’t it be a sunshine rain?

    • #37079

      because teenage mutant ninja puppies stole the mexican staring frog of southern sri lanka and it sneezed on the sun

    • #37080

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      Where is your question rose??? :lol:

    • #37081

      jawn till dusk
      Spectator

      there.

    • #37082

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      it’s on the roof. i accidentally threw it up there.

      what’s everyone doing for the weekend?

    • #37083

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      swine flu babysittin’. fuck yeah! \\m/ :twisted: \\m/

    • #37084

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      swine flu babysittin’. fuck yeah! \\m/ :twisted: \\m/[/quote:956qpmpc]

      FAIL^^^^^^
      Where is your question Manilla ;)
      did the swine flu get you? :lol:
      2 Fails (manilla and rose) on the same page What has happened to this thread?…(oh look I made up for your questions I have 3 now answer them ALL whoever is next)

    • #37085

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      his is also on the roof. i have terrible aim.
      twice.
      this thread just got back from a long vacation, and has jetlag.

      what’s with this woody woodpecker? what is he, some sort of instigator?

    • #37086

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      he had a tough childhood.

      why does it rain, rain, rain down on utopia?

    • #37087

      Where is your question rose??? :lol:[/quote:12djus1x]

      hahahaha!! oopsie! :P

    • #37088

      because utopia needs to take a cold shower

      what are tortilla chips made of?

    • #37089

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      school paste that is spread out on baking sheets and baked till hardened

      what’s the big secret?

    • #37090

      the secret is that microwave ovens are going to someday take over the world

      what causes carpal tunnel syndrome?

    • #37091

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      stepping over carpet tunnels

      who exactly is this Jack O’Lantern and does he pay his taxes?

    • #37092

      he is a lonely poet on the edge of insanity and he does not have to pay taxes because he is the king of the IRS

      what is the real meaning of Halloween?

    • #37093

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      Well let’s see hallow..almost like hollow, so it was someone’s lousy hidden way of saying not solid…and ween…is short for the male tool they have for poking the ladies :lol:

      What’s a life saver?

    • #37094

      a tool that is used to work on cars

      what fruit flavors are in Juicy Fruit gum?

    • #37095

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      pink green blue purple orange red yellow black and white
      mmmm tasty

      what’s inside a raindrop?

    • #37096

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Baby Buddha. It was 2,500 years ago he was last seen, so now it’s time to return to earth. At the counter, he bought a ticket for the wrong public transport, though.

      Why do people divorce?

    • #37097

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      because the person behind the counter called their number and they didn’t want to lose their place in line.

      am i ever gonna get it?
      (that’s a loaded question)

    • #37098

      you’re gonna get it alright….. gonna get a fortune cookie that says \"you will find some ketchup in a bottle\"

      how did they come up with the name \"febreze\"?

    • #37099

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      after many attempts at getting opinions from various focus groups across america, uruguay, and ghetto’s across the world… they went with febreze. let’s break down why… \"fe\" is slang for \"for\" (appealing to the ghetto folk) and \"breeze\" stands for \"a breath of fresh air.\" and who doesn’t love a breath of fresh air?

      scotch anyone?

    • #37100

      to get to the other side

      why do they make potato chip bags out of plastic?

    • #37101

      Arthur
      Spectator

      For the same reason that Hiroshima got bombed in WWII.

      Now, where did my 1 million Euro lottery prize go to?

    • #37102

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      M.C. Esher took it.

      Is Charles Barkley funny?

    • #37103

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      yes funny looking

      how are marshmallows made?

    • #37104

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      basically some mischievous fairies chopped a chunk out of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while he was passed out by a tree. and then they ate some of it and thought this is good we could make money off of this. so they sold the rest to Kraft for a pile of cash and a trip to Venice. and Kraft figured out how to mass produce the marshiness and have been selling it since. and i guess Stay Puft was going to sue, because it was his ass but he settled for an undisclosed sum and a large supply of Jet Puffed Marshmallow creme. i guess he thinks he tastes good too. he is kind of a freak.

      what is Dancing with the Stars?

    • #37105

      it is a secret plot to take over the world

      what is an apple?

    • #37106

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      basically some mischievous fairies chopped a chunk out of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while he was passed out by a tree. and then they ate some of it and thought this is good we could make money off of this. so they sold the rest to Kraft for a pile of cash and a trip to Venice. and Kraft figured out how to mass produce the marshiness and have been selling it since. and i guess Stay Puft was going to sue, because it was his ass but he settled for an undisclosed sum and a large supply of Jet Puffed Marshmallow creme. i guess he thinks he tastes good too. he is kind of a freak.

      what is Dancing with the Stars?[/quote:2yizwpl5]

      time out.
      wait for night time to come. take a bunch of lsd. go to the local park. lay down on your back and look up at the stars. let the dancing begin!
      time in.

    • #37107

      blueczarina
      Spectator

      that’s pretty much what Stay Puft was doing when he passed out by a tree. ^^

    • #37108

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      how do they make sine flu vaccines?

    • #37109

      manillascissor
      Keymaster

      first solve for zero, then integrate to infinity.

      where are my shoes?

    • #37110

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      under your toilet seat

      who has the key?

    • #37111

      Yoda has it.

      Where is my phone?

    • #37112

      Arthur
      Spectator

      You probably left it @ the Wonka Chocolate Factory. At least I saw a lonely phone there, the day before yesterday. I asked Charlie Bucket if it was his phone, but it turned out it wasn’t. As I found it next to the glass Wonkavator, you might remember if this was where you left it before you took the factory tour?

      Anyway, why is the almighty allah not capable of creating a stone that she cannot lift herself?

    • #37113

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      She thinks it’s a man job to do it, so she waits for the male head to create it instead.

      what color is your aura?

    • #37114

      My aura is purple with pink polka dots.

      What color is yours?

    • #37115

      Anonymous
      Spectator

      it appears to be white..unless you can change the font color you used to spell yours with.

      Why don’t they buy a clue?

    • #37116

      Arthur
      Spectator

      Clues are sold out, since long, I’m afraid.

      Who is Ip Man again?

    • #37117

      jawn till dusk
      Spectator

      I.P. Squinty!

      How do you pee?

    • #37118

      some pumpkins
      Spectator

      Very carefully.

      What the deuce?

    • #37119

      Arthur
      Spectator

      It’s the greatest song to start a rock and roll live show.

      [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq5tVidIM7Y[/youtube]

      Why do I need 3 key chains?

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