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2009.06.03 at 6:40 pm #1189
ArthurSpectatorPretty straightforward. Answer the question of the person above you incorrectly and then ask a question for the next person.
Example:
Q. What is the capital of Tennessee?
A. paper clip
anybody wanna play?
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2009.06.03 at 6:56 pm #36660
blueczarinaSpectatorsure
Why do cows moo?
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2009.06.03 at 6:58 pm #36661
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorto get to the other side
how many inches are in a foot?
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2009.06.03 at 7:03 pm #36662
blueczarinaSpectatorhopefully not too many otherwise you won’t be able to find shoes
why is the sky blue?
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2009.06.03 at 7:05 pm #36663
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause chuck norris threw a bucket of paint into the air
what does harry potter fly on?
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2009.06.03 at 8:23 pm #36664
manillascissorKeymasterthis game kicks ass.
harry potter flys on a calculus textbook.
how many seasons are in a year?
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2009.06.03 at 8:34 pm #36665
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit is a fun game isn’t it?
17 seasons in a year
how many humps does a camel have?
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2009.06.03 at 8:36 pm #36666
AnonymousSpectatorcamels have 6 hills
how many days of the week are there? -
2009.06.03 at 8:41 pm #36667
last_rose_of_summerSpectator3,457 days in a week
what are jack and jill’s names?
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2009.06.03 at 8:45 pm #36668
AnonymousSpectatorbitch and ass
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2009.06.03 at 8:52 pm #36669
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbusting water ballons
why do people’s tummys growl?
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2009.06.03 at 9:17 pm #36670
manillascissorKeymasterbecause they are freezing cold.
how old is arthur?
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2009.06.03 at 10:44 pm #36671
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectator17
what color is grass?
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2009.06.03 at 10:48 pm #36672
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbilly stripes
what grows on trees?
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2009.06.03 at 11:23 pm #36673
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectatorcouch cusions
why is pop carbonated?
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2009.06.04 at 12:44 am #36674
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause it has little tiny elves farting in it
why aren’t there B batteries?
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2009.06.04 at 8:53 am #36675
ArthurSpectatorThat letter is reserved for exam results only.
Why is the earth not flat anymore, so ships will not fall over the edge anymore?
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2009.06.04 at 9:52 am #36676
amnesiaSpectatorBecause, god didn’t like fishfingers anymore.
How come birds can fly ?
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2009.06.04 at 11:17 am #36677
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectatorcause doors open
why is hawiian punch red?
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2009.06.04 at 12:33 pm #36678
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause i said so
why do kittens like yarn so much?
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2009.06.04 at 12:59 pm #36679
AnonymousSpectatorbecause it’s made of cat nip herbs
what does the sun set?
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2009.06.04 at 1:08 pm #36680
ArthurSpectatorThe sun sets up a tent for camping in New Zealand.
Why is a bbq with the SPfreakies always fun?
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2009.06.04 at 1:26 pm #36681
AnonymousSpectatorthere not fun
why am i not at a SPfreak bbq?
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2009.06.04 at 1:26 pm #36682
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause of the bbq sauce wrestling
what do birds think about while they are flying?
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2009.06.04 at 1:41 pm #36683
ArthurSpectatorbecause of the bbq sauce wrestling[/quote:2ou28lkj]
Can you imagine! -
2009.06.04 at 1:58 pm #36684
last_rose_of_summerSpectator -
2009.06.04 at 2:52 pm #36685
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectatoris christian bale gonna be at this said bbq, and if so are clothes required?
oh back to the game
why does red bull taste like pee?
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2009.06.04 at 3:10 pm #36686
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause it is bull pee
why are the people at the post office so slow?
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2009.06.04 at 3:19 pm #36687
manillascissorKeymasterbecause no one realizes there is a retarded and non retarded line.
what color is red?
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2009.06.04 at 3:37 pm #36688
amnesiaSpectatorIts green.
What is best, coca cola or pepsi ?
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2009.06.04 at 3:51 pm #36689
last_rose_of_summerSpectatordr. pepper
what is the shortest route to the grocery store?
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2009.06.04 at 4:27 pm #36690
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectatorthrough my closet
why do dogs run so fast?
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2009.06.04 at 4:31 pm #36691
AnonymousSpectatorbecause the have no legs
why do we bleed when we get cut?
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2009.06.04 at 5:12 pm #36692
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause we like to tempt vampires
what is the meaning of the word flaindrouper?
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2009.06.04 at 6:40 pm #36693
AnonymousSpectatorit’s Billy’s nickname I call him (he likes that)
what is a lens?
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2009.06.04 at 7:46 pm #36694
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoran instrument used for picking the lint out of one’s belly button
what is a letter opener used for?
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2009.06.05 at 12:26 am #36695
AnonymousSpectatorbrain surgery
what’s a heart?
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2009.06.05 at 2:06 am #36696
last_rose_of_summerSpectatora shape with four 90 degree angles
why was there a cat on my front porch when i came home?
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2009.06.05 at 2:10 am #36697
AnonymousSpectatorit wasn’t a cat it was your stalker
what is a temperature?
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2009.06.05 at 2:21 am #36698
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit is a vegetable
what flavor is cherry?
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2009.06.05 at 2:32 am #36699
AnonymousSpectatororange
what is a president?
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2009.06.05 at 2:33 am #36700
last_rose_of_summerSpectatora breed of cat
have you ever seen a tap dancing walrus?
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2009.06.05 at 2:38 am #36701
AnonymousSpectatorat the zoo
where is Billy?
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2009.06.05 at 2:49 am #36702
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorsitting right here next to me (i wish )
what is the main ingredient in water?
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2009.06.05 at 3:02 am #36703
AnonymousSpectatorpenicillin
what is a nose?
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2009.06.05 at 5:46 am #36704
ArthurSpectatorA nose is a baby making tool, found on most male species
What will be the follow up of the mobile phone in the upcoming years?
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2009.06.05 at 10:29 am #36705
amnesiaSpectatorSmashing Pumpkins
Name a fruit ?
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2009.06.05 at 11:54 am #36706
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectatorchocolate
what color is the cup i am drinking out of?
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2009.06.05 at 1:49 pm #36707
AnonymousSpectatorcorn on the cob
what an I listening to?
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2009.06.05 at 2:27 pm #36708
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorfarting noises
what sound does a bee make?
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2009.06.05 at 2:39 pm #36709
amnesiaSpectatorVuf vuf
What is the name of the planet we are living on?
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2009.06.05 at 2:58 pm #36710
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorzandilor
how many gumballs fit into a gumball machine?
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2009.06.05 at 3:45 pm #36711
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectatoroarnges
why do i like the ramones so much?
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2009.06.05 at 4:50 pm #36712
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause ronald mcdonald
what is the most popular pizza topping?
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2009.06.05 at 4:59 pm #36713
amnesiaSpectatorfruit salad
What comes after friday?
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2009.06.05 at 5:42 pm #36714
last_rose_of_summerSpectatortoozzday
how do you make a question mark?
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2009.06.06 at 1:44 pm #36715
manillascissorKeymasteryou give it a pen.
who farted?
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2009.06.06 at 2:52 pm #36716
SuperlordspamulonSpectatoreverybody but you
Why?
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2009.06.06 at 3:39 pm #36717
AnonymousSpectatorbecause Manilla isn’t a really a human, he’s a mannequin
why do people put up there middle finger?
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2009.06.06 at 7:21 pm #36718
manillascissorKeymasterto hear music.
when was the war of 1812?
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2009.06.06 at 7:57 pm #36719
AnonymousSpectatorlast night
why do some speak in tongues?
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2009.06.06 at 8:10 pm #36720
ArthurSpectatorBecause they can’t speak outside tongues.
When is this economy crisis over?
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2009.06.06 at 9:12 pm #36721
blueczarinaSpectatorwhen Dick Cheney vaporizes the globe from his Deathstar
what is a marshmellow made of?
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2009.06.06 at 9:31 pm #36722
AnonymousSpectatorpaste
what is this ringing sound?
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2009.06.06 at 9:41 pm #36723
blueczarinaSpectatorthe sound of your brain clinking against your skull
where do oompa loompas come from?
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2009.06.06 at 9:53 pm #36724
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorlysol cans
why does one take ambien?
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2009.06.06 at 10:41 pm #36725
AnonymousSpectatorto get fat
what are Spfreaks?
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2009.06.06 at 10:43 pm #36726
blueczarinaSpectatorSPpervs
what is a fruitcake made of?
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2009.06.06 at 10:43 pm #36727
amnesiaSpectatorPerverted people.Oh wait, thats a right answer.
Non-perverted people.
Why does ice melt?
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2009.06.07 at 6:30 pm #36728
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause it is scared of me
what does scooby-doo?
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2009.06.07 at 10:05 pm #36729
bullettwoutbutterflywingsSpectatorfix my oven
what are dreams made of?
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2009.06.07 at 10:18 pm #36730
blueczarinaSpectatorhoney bunches of billy
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2009.06.08 at 12:47 am #36731
manillascissorKeymastertinted windows
why does tv suck so bad?
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2009.06.08 at 3:02 am #36732
AnonymousSpectatorbecause it’s blowing you
why do i feel like I’m going to vomit?
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2009.06.08 at 5:12 pm #36733
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwait… time out… what are dreams made of? honey bunches of billy… that is not a wrong answer
ok time in…
because you ate 300 snickers bars
what is a mailbox?
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2009.06.08 at 5:16 pm #36734
amnesiaSpectatorIs a place were you store your beers.
What is air?
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2009.06.08 at 5:33 pm #36735
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorsomething that is used for prying things open
what is a car?
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2009.06.09 at 1:31 am #36736
AnonymousSpectatora house of representatives
where is my hot Billy?
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2009.06.09 at 2:10 am #36737
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorhe is hiding behind the curtains
why did they stop playing the today visa commercial?
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2009.06.09 at 8:49 pm #36738
AnonymousSpectatorbecause VISA sold itself out
why is it only rose and I playing this most of the time?
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2009.06.09 at 10:17 pm #36739
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause the rest of us are lazy
why did the cow jump over the moon?
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2009.06.10 at 12:20 am #36740
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause she had to get to the dark side of the moon so her milk would be chocolate milk
what causes the seasons?
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2009.06.10 at 12:46 am #36741
manillascissorKeymastermenstrual cycles of wheat thins
what is a black widow?
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2009.06.10 at 1:38 am #36742
last_rose_of_summerSpectatora measurement of potency for eucalyptus leaves
what’s under there?
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2009.06.10 at 4:16 am #36743
AnonymousSpectatoraccording to Dazey Billy’s willy
why do people drink flammable liquids?
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2009.06.10 at 12:18 pm #36744
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they secretly want to be a fire breathing dragon
what color is rain?
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2009.06.10 at 3:17 pm #36745
amnesiaSpectatorBlack
How come its so cold at winter?
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2009.06.10 at 5:01 pm #36746
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause someone left the freezer door open
how is paper made?
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2009.06.10 at 11:15 pm #36747
manillascissorKeymasterit off’s someone in the mob.
what does http stand for?
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2009.06.10 at 11:21 pm #36748
AnonymousSpectatorspam
Are tarantula’s necessary in this world?
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2009.06.11 at 12:10 am #36749
blueczarinaSpectatorhell fucking no
what is this winking at
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2009.06.11 at 1:05 am #36750
manillascissorKeymastermy penis.
my penis?
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2009.06.11 at 1:08 am #36751
last_rose_of_summerSpectatornot
what is a penis?
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2009.06.11 at 2:04 am #36752
AnonymousSpectatorManilla’s penis
why does he have a penis?
( this is getting pervy-big surprise-no)
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2009.06.11 at 2:16 am #36753
blueczarinaSpectatorholy motherfucker. he doesn’t. he is just compensating by talking about it.
why did the frog burp?
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2009.06.11 at 2:34 am #36754
manillascissorKeymasterto audition for budweiser.
who is elvis?
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2009.06.11 at 3:34 pm #36755
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthe first man to walk on mars
what does gatorade contain?
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2009.06.11 at 3:53 pm #36756
manillascissorKeymasteremergency supply of water and extra teeth.
why do we wear shoes?
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2009.06.11 at 5:33 pm #36757
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorso our boobs are protected from the weather
why do cheeseburgers have buns?
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2009.06.11 at 9:15 pm #36758
AnonymousSpectatorso you can rub them and make a wish
why are brownies so damn yummy?
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2009.06.12 at 12:28 am #36759
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit’s a conspiracy for them to take over the world through people’s tummies
how much does a five dollar foot long sub cost?
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2009.06.12 at 3:04 am #36760
AnonymousSpectatorit’s free
when do people stop being in a hurry?
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2009.06.12 at 5:28 am #36761
some pumpkinsSpectatorwhen they realize they are already there.
what’s the deal with santa clause?
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2009.06.12 at 12:23 pm #36762
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorhe was dealt a bad hand of blackjack so he has to give everyone toys
who flicked my bic?
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2009.06.12 at 2:25 pm #36763
AnonymousSpectatorthe travelocity gnome
why are non magical people called muggles ?
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2009.06.12 at 2:33 pm #36764
some pumpkinsSpectatorit was one of the conditions in their new contract.
why has june been so cloudy?
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2009.06.12 at 3:08 pm #36765
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause of the old saying, june showers bring july flowers
why are jalapeno cheetos so yummy?
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2009.06.12 at 3:22 pm #36766
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause of the doppler effect
why is everythong always on backorder?
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2009.06.12 at 4:44 pm #36767
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause people love to wear thongs!
why am i eating something else spicy?
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2009.06.12 at 5:42 pm #36768
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause it isn’t tuesday
am i gonna make it on time?
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2009.06.12 at 6:00 pm #36769
AnonymousSpectatorno time doesn’t exist
why do young people wear granny panties
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2009.06.12 at 6:36 pm #36770
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they like the way it makes them smell
what is the difference between a whipping and a whuppin?
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2009.06.12 at 6:48 pm #36771
some pumpkinsSpectatorabout 45 minuites
whats the difference between medicine and poison?
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2009.06.12 at 7:12 pm #36772
last_rose_of_summerSpectatortime out… i just wanna say this game never fails to make me laugh! ok… time in…
rich insurance companies
why do people think lysol is a daily fashion accessory?
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2009.06.12 at 7:20 pm #36773
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause \"jesus saves\"
who took all my pens?
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2009.06.12 at 7:29 pm #36774
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthe staypuff marshmallow man
who ya gonna call?
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2009.06.12 at 8:33 pm #36775
AnonymousSpectatorBilly Corgan (where did I put his #) this game rawks
where in the world in Carmen Sandiego?
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2009.06.12 at 8:40 pm #36776
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorup my butt
why does time move slower during the last hour of work on a friday?
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2009.06.13 at 1:18 am #36777
AnonymousSpectatorbecause it’s reminding you of Monday soon to come
what are horoscopes?
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2009.06.13 at 4:05 am #36778
some pumpkinsSpectatorit’s another word for a telescope collector.
what time is peanut butter jelly time?
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2009.06.13 at 12:30 pm #36779
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorhammer time … dah da da dah da na da nah
how do spiders make their webs so perfect?
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2009.06.13 at 2:21 pm #36780
AnonymousSpectatorthey read directions first and I bet that spider was a female
what are sewing needles used for?
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2009.06.13 at 8:52 pm #36781
last_rose_of_summerSpectatordigging holes in the ground
why does beer make you burp?
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2009.06.14 at 4:38 pm #36782
AnonymousSpectatorbecause yeast expands
why does the sun come out during the day?
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2009.06.14 at 4:50 pm #36783
manillascissorKeymasterit has to take a shit.
can you play guitar?
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2009.06.14 at 5:37 pm #36784
AnonymousSpectatoronly if rock band or guitar hero counts
Can you teach me?
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2009.06.14 at 5:38 pm #36785
blueczarinaSpectatorno
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2009.06.14 at 5:44 pm #36786
AnonymousSpectatorbecause they are punks
what happens when a cat speaks english?
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2009.06.14 at 7:08 pm #36787
some pumpkinsSpectatorall hell has broken loose
what is the meaning of life?
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2009.06.14 at 9:40 pm #36788
AnonymousSpectatorto color in coloring books
Why do vehicles have a steering wheel?
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2009.06.14 at 11:01 pm #36789
manillascissorKeymasterthey needed somewhere to put the horn.
why am i so tired?
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2009.06.15 at 12:53 am #36790
AnonymousSpectatorbecause bitches do that to you
why do ears have canals?
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2009.06.15 at 2:12 pm #36791
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they are copying off the panama canal
why is mustard yellow?
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2009.06.15 at 3:14 pm #36792
AnonymousSpectatorbecause it want to be like sunshine
why are Mondays so yuck?
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2009.06.15 at 5:23 pm #36793
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause monday is overcome with jealousy of friday, saturday, and sunday
why are these stupid jeans i am wearing too tight? (couldn’t be because i need to stop eating so much) lol
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2009.06.15 at 5:32 pm #36794
AnonymousSpectatorbecause they have a mind of their own
why is it so humid today?
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2009.06.15 at 5:40 pm #36795
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause all the trees decided they want to be in a sauna
what do you get when you cross a tomato and a rubber band?
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2009.06.15 at 5:51 pm #36796
AnonymousSpectatorrubbermato
why does spongebob’s voice sound so whiny
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2009.06.15 at 6:46 pm #36797
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause he ate a 2 year old
when spongebob takes a bath, does he use himself to clean… himself?
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2009.06.16 at 2:59 am #36798
some pumpkinsSpectatorhe uses squidward.
why must the girls make the boys cry?
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2009.06.16 at 4:50 am #36799
AnonymousSpectatorcause we only like Billy kisses, not Georgie kisses
duh!!!why are we in a child mode for this game now?
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2009.06.16 at 12:13 pm #36800
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause we are alien children hiding in adult human bodies
how does a cat purr?
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2009.06.16 at 2:39 pm #36801
AnonymousSpectatorit withholding it’s vomit and actually gargling it
what’s on the lunch menu?
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2009.06.16 at 3:16 pm #36802
some pumpkinsSpectatorgargled cat vomit.
how about dinner?
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2009.06.16 at 5:16 pm #36803
AnonymousSpectatorrecycled semen (sorry it was a video on the o-board)
where does the time go?
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2009.06.16 at 6:53 pm #36804
last_rose_of_summerSpectatori just have to say to the last 3 posts: EEEWWW!
it goes to a little island where they film corona commercials
how and why do birds build nests?
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2009.06.16 at 8:14 pm #36805
AnonymousSpectatorthey take people’s hair off their head (hmm could be why Billy is bald) and start wrapping it up on the tree branch because the are tired of living under park benches
why do men have man brain?
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2009.06.16 at 9:12 pm #36806
manillascissorKeymastermen think with their penis, so technically, they don’t use brains.
what is air made of?
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2009.06.17 at 1:47 am #36807
AnonymousSpectatorjet fuel
why are the glaciers melting?
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2009.06.17 at 2:36 am #36808
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause of cow farts
how do you say hello in english?
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2009.06.17 at 3:42 am #36809
some pumpkinsSpectatordonde esta?
who’s on first?
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2009.06.17 at 10:47 am #36810
manillascissorKeymasterBuzz Lightyear.
Does your job suck ass?
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2009.06.17 at 12:34 pm #36811
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorNO!
what is the total of 2 and 2 and 2?
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2009.06.17 at 4:03 pm #36812
AnonymousSpectatornothing but nothing but nothing
Why do weathermen lie about the forecast?
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2009.06.17 at 4:20 pm #36813
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause their pants are on fire
why is NIN going bye-bye?
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2009.06.17 at 6:14 pm #36814
AnonymousSpectatorbecause the focus is on comedy now
why do people play head games with others?
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2009.06.17 at 7:15 pm #36815
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause foot games would be too stinky
why do i have a headache?
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2009.06.17 at 7:34 pm #36816
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause of SPfreak name changes
why do goldfish crackers smile as you eat them?
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2009.06.17 at 7:47 pm #36817
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they are sick twisted little bastards. (but they sure do taste good)
what is the difference between a spoon and a fork?
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2009.06.17 at 9:17 pm #36818
AnonymousSpectatora spork
what do you do with a garden hoe?
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2009.06.18 at 12:44 pm #36819
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoryou f her in the garden
what is a lemon?
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2009.06.18 at 12:57 pm #36820
AnonymousSpectatorthis guy named George Bush
why does it rain?
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2009.06.18 at 3:33 pm #36821
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause the clouds are crying
when did the pyramids get built?
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2009.06.19 at 12:18 am #36822
AnonymousSpectatoryesterday
why are marriage licenses the only license in the world that NEVER expire?
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2009.06.19 at 4:38 am #36823
some pumpkinsSpectatorspecial powers
why is water so fantastic?
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2009.06.19 at 4:49 am #36824
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause it won’t make me fat
what makes the bubbles in pop?
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2009.06.19 at 5:04 am #36825
some pumpkinsSpectatortiny little elves that you can’t see are swimming in the soda farting each bubble.
why did summer suddenly show up?
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2009.06.19 at 4:48 pm #36826
last_rose_of_summerSpectator( elven farts)
because it said haha no more cold weather for you!
why do people have to talk so loud?
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2009.06.19 at 9:04 pm #36827
AnonymousSpectatorbecause their volume button is broken
why do we sneeze?
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2009.06.22 at 11:49 pm #36828
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause we fucked up on the design!
why is my client late!?!
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2009.06.23 at 12:38 am #36829
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause an alligator ate his watch
why do dove ice cream bars taste so good?
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2009.06.23 at 2:57 am #36830
some pumpkinsSpectatorit’s the mustard they add in at the end.
what ever happened to flying cars?
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2009.06.23 at 12:29 pm #36831
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthey all flew away to mars
what are post it notes used for?
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2009.06.23 at 3:04 pm #36832
AnonymousSpectatorthey are the keys to your car
why do some bottle tops twist off easily and others you have to use a bottle opener?
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2009.06.23 at 3:38 pm #36833
some pumpkinsSpectatorso my dog doesn’t become an alcoholic.
why don’t batteries ever last as long as they say they do?
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2009.06.23 at 4:20 pm #36834
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they are not squishy enough
how do you tie a shoe?
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2009.06.24 at 2:49 pm #36835
AnonymousSpectatorum…you slip them on and call it a day
what’s the time?
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2009.06.24 at 10:59 pm #36836
last_rose_of_summerSpectatortime to get ill
what is a question?
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2009.06.24 at 11:06 pm #36837
AnonymousSpectatorfood for thought
why is it when something goes right something else goes wrong?
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2009.06.25 at 3:13 am #36838
some pumpkinsSpectatorit’s down the street, take the second left, and it’s on your right.
how do you speak chinese?
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2009.06.25 at 3:28 am #36839
blueczarinaSpectatoryou find the magic fortune cookie and when you crack it open a little dragon files out and he teaches you in exchange for two wontons and an egg roll
what is under the bed?
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2009.06.25 at 1:15 pm #36840
last_rose_of_summerSpectatora one eyed flying purple people eater… with big floppy pink ears
how do they get the cheese into cheeze-its?
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2009.06.25 at 1:53 pm #36841
AnonymousSpectatorthey squirt canned cheeze whiz onto cookie sheets spread it out and bake until it’s dried out
Where does cow’s milk come from?
-
2009.06.26 at 5:36 pm #36842
some pumpkinsSpectatorchickens
why do we have days of the week?
-
2009.06.26 at 5:52 pm #36843
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause if they were called mangos that would sound funny
what mango of the week is it?
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2009.06.26 at 9:10 pm #36844
AnonymousSpectatorthe best Mango EVER!!
Why are some fruit juicy and others not so juicy?
-
2009.06.27 at 4:06 am #36845
some pumpkinsSpectatorit has to do with whether or not they are catholic or prodestant
what’s a doppleganger?
-
2009.06.27 at 1:19 pm #36846
blueczarinaSpectatorthe other me who gets to take the fall for all of my mischief
what is snow?
-
2009.06.27 at 3:57 pm #36847
ArthurSpectatorSnow is the free present you get when you register your name at the White Powder Movement.
Why is stonerrock called like that?
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2009.06.28 at 8:30 pm #36848
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause it’s a combination of weed and crack.
why can’t the US beat brazil in soccer?
-
2009.06.28 at 8:38 pm #36849
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause someone put itching powder in their undies
how do they make paper?
-
2009.06.28 at 9:06 pm #36850
some pumpkinsSpectatorvery carefully.
why does sunday always go so fast?
-
2009.06.28 at 9:37 pm #36851
AnonymousSpectatorBecause you keep changing the time to make it go faster
Why are weeds called weeds?
-
2009.06.29 at 2:36 am #36852
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause qeeds would sound funny
who is the funniest person in the world?
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2009.06.29 at 10:34 am #36853
ArthurSpectatorgod, because she made us think she is an important man.
is love forever?
-
2009.06.29 at 2:58 pm #36854
some pumpkinsSpectatoronly if it starts off on a tuesday
how do we know when its time to go to bed?
-
2009.06.30 at 1:25 am #36855
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwhen the underpants gnomes are to sleepy to steal any more undies
how does one do the samba?
-
2009.06.30 at 3:17 am #36856
blueczarinaSpectator -
2009.06.30 at 12:47 pm #36857
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbananas who’ve danceed their last dance
what is the magical ingredient in coffee that wakes people up?
-
2009.06.30 at 2:59 pm #36858
some pumpkinsSpectatorpsilocybin
why do we have traffic lights?
-
2009.06.30 at 3:04 pm #36859
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorto give people pretty colored lights to look at while they are driving
(for some people i think that’s true… the idiots who run redlights all the time )
what is origami?
-
2009.06.30 at 11:27 pm #36860
AnonymousSpectatorit’s pornography for birds
When does the clock strike midnight?
-
2009.07.01 at 6:24 pm #36861
ArthurSpectatorWhen Xmas falls on the same day as my birthday.
Why do men love the deepthroat treatment from their girlfriends?
-
2009.07.02 at 5:07 pm #36862
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause it’s better than the sandpaper treatment!
why do we celebrate the 4th of july?
-
2009.07.03 at 11:22 am #36863
ArthurSpectatorIn the Scandinavian and some other countries, Holy Atom Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a religious holiday commemorating the adoption of the Holy Atom by Jesus Christ on July 4, 14 AD, that was split off from the Unholy Virus. Holy Atom Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, picnics, concerts, baseball games, religious speeches and ceremonies, and various other public and private religious events celebrating the split off and adoption of the Holy Atom. Holy Atom Day has grown to become the national day of Finland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland and Greenland.
Why is it so hot today?
-
2009.07.03 at 3:44 pm #36864
AnonymousSpectatorbecause can’t tell if you posted a real answer or a wrong answer above Arthur so it’s a hot one for you today
Why do some people just suck with listening?
-
2009.07.03 at 6:27 pm #36865
some pumpkinsSpectator(reggae of course holy atom day is real! i remember doing a show with my class in elementary school, for all the parents, reinacting how jesus adopted the holy atom. the day it split off from the unholy virus was a day i’ll never forget)
because they heard on mtv that listening was overrated and they’re trying to be cool
why is my state issuing IOU’s
-
2009.07.03 at 6:45 pm #36866
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbeacuse they spent all of their budget funds on smashing pumpkins collectable merchandise
what would happen if the fleas of a thousand camels decided to come marching down your street?
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2009.07.03 at 8:17 pm #36867
AnonymousSpectatorthe whole neighborhood except for me would be itching like crazy because I would use my super power laser eyes to zap them away from my house, but anyone else is fair game
Just because it’s humid and cloudy will I get a thunderstorm tonight?
-
2009.07.03 at 8:28 pm #36868
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwoooo lazer eyes! scary!
it will be a thunderstorm unlike any other in history… with pink and purple clouds and it will rain gummy bears, just don’t step on them or they will cry
what makes a kitten in a flower pot so damn cute?
-
2009.07.04 at 12:36 pm #36869
blueczarinaSpectatori would like to see a gummi bear rain
its general pudginess
what makes a fire cracker explode?
-
2009.07.05 at 5:42 am #36870
some pumpkinsSpectatorhappy thoughts and gumdrops
anybody know how the sun works?
-
2009.07.05 at 4:58 pm #36871
AnonymousSpectatoryes, the sun stretches his arm out and flicks the switch to on…don’t piss him off or he will turn it off!
Why do ghetto people dress like hookers when they are too big for those types of clothing?
-
2009.07.05 at 8:26 pm #36872
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorgood question… i don’t even know the wrong answer to that one!
what are the 23 flavors in Dr. Pepper?
-
2009.07.06 at 2:57 am #36873
some pumpkinsSpectatorgarlic, bubble gum, blood from a virgin, butterscotch, ecoli, catfish urine, salt, pickle juice, purple colored listerine, used bathtub water from a mormon, lysergic acid diethylamide, sweat from a shaolin monk, lead, chicken broth, hate, maple syrup, essence of papaya, chlorine, honey mustard, pineapple juice, the magical production skills of dr. dre, artificial flavoring, and of course, yellow #5
what’s cooler than being cool?
-
2009.07.06 at 3:41 am #36874
AnonymousSpectatorbeing a bad mamma jamma
What is a snuffalupakiss?
-
2009.07.06 at 11:26 am #36875
ArthurSpectatorgarlic, bubble gum, blood from a virgin, butterscotch, ecoli, catfish urine, salt, pickle juice, purple colored listerine, used bathtub water from a mormon, lysergic acid diethylamide, sweat from a shaolin monk, lead, chicken broth, hate, maple syrup, essence of papaya, chlorine, honey mustard, pineapple juice, the magical production skills of dr. dre, artificial flavoring, and of course, yellow #5[/quote:36sjrz5u]
sweat from a shaolin monk… That MUST be the Pep in Dr. Pepper!A snuffalupakiss is a homemade tuna sandwich made by Aloysius Snuffleupagus, the famous Muppet Show character.
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2009.07.06 at 2:31 pm #36876
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorgarlic, bubble gum, blood from a virgin, butterscotch, ecoli, catfish urine, salt, pickle juice, purple colored listerine, used bathtub water from a mormon, lysergic acid diethylamide, sweat from a shaolin monk, lead, chicken broth, hate, maple syrup, essence of papaya, chlorine, honey mustard, pineapple juice, the magical production skills of dr. dre, artificial flavoring, and of course, yellow #5
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nice!
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2009.07.06 at 2:35 pm #36877
last_rose_of_summerSpectatormondays are the conglomeration of many conspiracy theorists who work under the influence of vanilla and bacon flavored beer
what is the biggest tourist attraction in podunk, tennessee?
-
2009.07.06 at 3:04 pm #36878
AnonymousSpectatorthe couple who was arrested for throwing cheetos at each other
describe the role of a white blood cell?
-
2009.07.06 at 3:54 pm #36879
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit rolls down the hill, under a car or two, picks up speed and rolls up and over an enormous termite mound, then around a tree, behind a house….. oh wait…. role not roll hahahah
what causes popcorn to pop?
-
2009.07.06 at 9:27 pm #36880
blueczarinaSpectatori’m officially scared of Dr Pepper
miniature monkeys who light off firecrackers in the bag before transforming into butter
why is Curious George always curious?
-
2009.07.06 at 10:21 pm #36881
AnonymousSpectatorBecause he really is a 3 year old inside a monkey costume
Where does all the salt come from in the ocean water?
-
2009.07.10 at 4:49 am #36882
some pumpkinsSpectatorthe bird is the word
what is the meaning of this?
-
2009.07.10 at 12:54 pm #36883
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorTo make you
Hit yourself
In the head
Shamelesslywhat does GATORADE stand for?
-
2009.07.10 at 2:21 pm #36884
AnonymousSpectatorthe raiding of gators for their body fluids to fill up bottles of GATORADE
what’s in hatorade?
-
2009.07.10 at 4:54 pm #36885
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoreewww
the elixir of hate twisted with pickle juice makes up hatorade
where do birds sleep?
-
2009.07.10 at 10:05 pm #36886
ArthurSpectatoron my bbq, yummie!
what’s so funny about the Pink Panther?
-
2009.07.10 at 10:43 pm #36887
some pumpkinsSpectatorit’s his love of astrology
where do we get the nerve to stare at other people?
-
2009.07.10 at 10:56 pm #36888
AnonymousSpectatorbecause we are actually one giant gorilla trapped inside a human body
Why does McDonalds have a dollar menu?
-
2009.07.10 at 11:13 pm #36889
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause dollars taste good ….dollar mcmuffin, dollar pounder with cheese, fried dollar pies…. mmm!
why do they put almonds in chocolate bars?
-
2009.07.11 at 6:09 am #36890
some pumpkinsSpectatorto keep away the riff raff
baby my baby, where are you now?
-
2009.07.11 at 6:12 am #36891
some pumpkinsSpectatorshe’s so lost. she’s so lost in the. she’s so lost in the clooooouuuuuds.
why are people saying barack obama is failing, when he’s only been in office for 6 months?
-
2009.07.11 at 1:05 pm #36892
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause America expected a magic fix to all the nations problems.
what is a crumpet?
-
2009.07.11 at 7:12 pm #36893
AnonymousSpectatora plastic toy you blow into and it makes a squeaking sound
where is the doorbell button located on homes?
-
2009.07.11 at 7:36 pm #36894
some pumpkinsSpectatornorth of the equator
why do i have to work on saturdays?
-
2009.07.11 at 7:47 pm #36895
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause i do mwaahahahahaha
why do the French wear berets?
-
2009.07.11 at 8:37 pm #36896
some pumpkinsSpectatorto match their accents
how does music get made?
-
2009.07.12 at 5:53 pm #36897
AnonymousSpectatormusic is made from all the bugs flying around and the birds chirping
describe the insides of a cloud.
-
2009.07.13 at 1:36 pm #36898
ArthurSpectatorbaby my baby, where are you now?[/quote:405zjfjn]
she’s so lost. she’s so lost in the. she’s so lost in the clooooouuuuuds.[/quote:405zjfjn]
brilliant!
-
2009.07.13 at 1:51 pm #36899
some pumpkinsSpectator^someone got it
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2009.07.13 at 3:06 pm #36900
AnonymousSpectatoryou two have manged to screw this up ^^^^
where the hell is your answer/question Arthur and somepumpkins ?
-
2009.07.13 at 3:09 pm #36901
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthe insides of a cloud are falling on the roof now
the inside of a cloud is like a beautiful victorian room decorated in rich colors and fabrics, with a cat sleeping on a chair and billy playing guitar. beauty all around
why does thunder sound so pretty?
-
2009.07.13 at 7:48 pm #36902
AnonymousSpectatorbecause it makes you think of Jimmy and his kickass drumming
How do you screw in a lightbulb?
-
2009.07.13 at 8:03 pm #36903
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwith your screwer of course!
why does it get so hot after it rains in the summer?
-
2009.07.13 at 8:26 pm #36904
AnonymousSpectatorum because rain is hot and sexy
why do they sell a variety of sprinklers to water the yard?
-
2009.07.14 at 7:13 pm #36905
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause if they only sold one kind the grass would get angry and refuse to grow.
where is everybody today?
-
2009.07.15 at 3:08 pm #36906
AnonymousSpectatorwell yesterday I’m not sure where they are, maybe they are in today
What are chopsticks used for?
-
2009.07.15 at 4:57 pm #36907
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorfor chopping sticks in half, what else? hehehe
what are soup bowls used for?
-
2009.07.15 at 6:36 pm #36908
AnonymousSpectatoreveryone knows that is the kitty litter box mmmmm soup anyone
Why do people get pennies pressed out to become a worthless penny?
-
2009.07.16 at 5:42 pm #36909
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they are gullible and believed me when i told them it makes a penny more valuable
why is Sam’s photo machine so slow?
-
2009.07.16 at 10:48 pm #36910
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause it needs a nap
what’s the deal with major league baseball?
-
2009.07.17 at 3:15 pm #36911
AnonymousSpectatorit’s not anything major to be talking about or watching
Why does the temperature drop so much in the middle of Summer that it feels like Fall?
-
2009.07.17 at 6:03 pm #36912
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause someone put ice cream in the clouds
what is the quickest way to fill up a little swimming pool?
-
2009.07.18 at 2:46 am #36913
AnonymousSpectatorwaiting for hurricane/tropical storm \"rain like a mother fucker\" to fill it up
why do we get headaches?
-
2009.07.18 at 8:23 pm #36914
some pumpkinsSpectator(d) none of the above
why don’t the buses ever show up on time?
-
2009.07.18 at 9:07 pm #36915
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they can only drive 5 miles per hour on straightaways
what is jello good for?
-
2009.07.20 at 5:11 am #36916
AnonymousSpectatorfor filling up your little pool rose and rolling around in it you perv
why is music so addicting?
-
2009.07.20 at 1:17 pm #36917
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause music is a drug for your ears, you need a prescription for it
how many grains of salt are on a pretzel?
-
2009.07.20 at 2:35 pm #36918
AnonymousSpectatorit’s not salt it’s grains of sand-ewwwwww
what is rose doing eating pretzels for breakfast?
-
2009.07.20 at 3:22 pm #36919
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit’s the breakfast of champions!
who switched the salt for sand ewwww?
-
2009.07.20 at 5:55 pm #36920
AnonymousSpectatorthe sand man who visits the pretzels factory every night around 3 a.m.
What are laundry baskets used for?
-
2009.07.22 at 4:00 pm #36921
some pumpkinsSpectatorfor holding my vinyls.
why do i always end up being dissapointed?
-
2009.07.22 at 4:01 pm #36922
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause i can’t spell disappointed correctly
when will summer go away?!?
-
2009.07.22 at 4:39 pm #36923
AnonymousSpectatorWhen YOU tell it too-use the force somepumpkins, use the force. It is within you
Why am I thinking about what the great Jedi said?
-
2009.07.22 at 5:41 pm #36924
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause HE used the force to make you think of him… he has a crush on you, you know
why did my frappachino make me frappafreezing?
-
2009.07.22 at 5:51 pm #36925
AnonymousSpectatorewww Obi One he’s so old
because it made ice cubes in your stomach-apparently your tummy has become a freezer
How do we become one with nature?
-
2009.07.22 at 5:59 pm #36926
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwe tie clematis vines around us and stick flowers in our ears and croak like a bullfrog while flapping our arms like a bird and walking like a camel.
can i get that quarter from underneath your pointy boot baby? all i want’s just one more oatmeal pie…. ooww
-
2009.07.23 at 8:47 pm #36927
AnonymousSpectatorum no you can’t get the quarter from underneath that pointy boot it’s the next day now
why do people where pointy boots anyway?
-
2009.07.23 at 9:49 pm #36928
ArthurSpectatorBecause they want to annoy me, walking on the roof: click clack click clack click… RHAAAAHHHH!!! I hate it!
Why am I not allowed to kill woman that wear pointy boots?
-
2009.07.23 at 11:30 pm #36929
some pumpkinsSpectatorcuz then you wouldn’t be able to get the deepthroat treatment
why do we have to live in a world filled with people who have rubbernecks?
-
2009.07.24 at 12:00 am #36930
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause there was a huge overstock sale at the Rubbermaid factory
why don’t they make dognip?
-
2009.07.24 at 3:52 am #36931
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause the cats hold a majority in the senate
why do birds suddenly appear?
-
2009.07.24 at 5:04 am #36932
AnonymousSpectatorbecause the wanna be close to you to pass off their bird lice
why do we yawn?
-
2009.07.24 at 1:53 pm #36933
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause we are subcontiously trying to catch snowflakes on our tongue
why do people always have to bring stinky food to their desks?
-
2009.07.24 at 2:50 pm #36934
AnonymousSpectatorbecause they want to hear you say \"honk honk\" at work
What does an Ipod do?
-
2009.07.24 at 7:49 pm #36935
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoran ipod is a personal carrying case for beans- pinto beans, black beans, navy beans, lima beans, but no kidney beans allowed. if you try to carry kidney beans in your ipod it will emit a high pitched screetching sound followed by smoke and eventually fireworks. you don’t want to piss it off.
list the main causes of sleepiness in office workers…
-
2009.07.24 at 8:26 pm #36936
ArthurSpectatorWall-Mart supermarkets
Discovery Channel
Pink Panther cartoons
Lack of Smashing Pumpkins music
Overkill of Britney Spears music
Wooden box
Turkish carpet
Clay pipes from the 16th Century
Laundryand a few more, but I can’t recall…
Why don’t we sit on a chair on the ceiling?
-
2009.07.25 at 2:59 am #36937
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause it’s not trendy anymore
why is erica hill from CNN so damn cute?
-
2009.07.25 at 5:16 pm #36938
AnonymousSpectatorbecause your really imaging Andersen Cooper in your mind and not her
Why do good thunderstorms always manage to miss my neighborhood?
-
2009.07.25 at 7:12 pm #36939
some pumpkinsSpectator^ i do not accept your wrong answer
the good thunderstoms miss your neighborhood just for the sake of spite
then how about soledad o’brien? why is she so cute?
-
2009.07.25 at 11:35 pm #36940
ArthurSpectatorBecause after this pic was taken, she had the kids for breakfast, bloody breakfast.
-
2009.07.26 at 3:22 am #36941
some pumpkinsSpectatoryes?
are his critics gonna give him a chance to get it done?
-
2009.07.26 at 1:20 pm #36942
blueczarinaSpectatorprobably not, but what else is new.
what kind of cheese is the moon?
-
2009.07.26 at 7:55 pm #36943
AnonymousSpectatorblue cheese-it’s moldy
Why am I being haggled for advice from someone older than me? I though elders knew more
-
2009.07.27 at 2:27 am #36944
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause you’re confucious. people come to you for your answers. they open your fortune cookies and you show them the way.
how did sunday fly by so fast?
-
2009.07.27 at 3:12 pm #36945
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorsunday drank a red bull and it got wings and flew by super duper fast
what does H2O stand for?
-
2009.07.27 at 3:44 pm #36946
some pumpkinsSpectatorh to the izzo
where did television come from?
-
2009.07.27 at 4:12 pm #36947
AnonymousSpectatoryour vision told you to go to the store and buy one.
Why does humidity make our bodies sticky?
-
2009.07.27 at 4:54 pm #36948
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause humidity is made up of sugar molecules
what are the colored parts of flowers called?
-
2009.07.27 at 10:05 pm #36949
manillascissorKeymastervaginas.
where do babies come from?
-
2009.07.27 at 11:34 pm #36950
last_rose_of_summerSpectatortomatoes
what has manilla been thinking about hmm?
-
2009.07.27 at 11:56 pm #36951
AnonymousSpectatormaybe manilla is thinking about you rose your user name is after a flower
How does someone recognize another dimension?
-
2009.07.28 at 12:06 am #36952
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwith special dimension glasses… they look like this…
-
2009.07.28 at 12:07 am #36953
AnonymousSpectatorask manilla he just bought one I think it plays music though
Why is this game so addicting?
-
2009.07.28 at 12:10 am #36954
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit’s like our own personal brand of heroin
why did i just quote edward cullen?
-
2009.07.28 at 12:21 am #36955
AnonymousSpectatorhe brainwashed you!!!!
Why do people misconstrue what they hear?
-
2009.07.28 at 3:51 am #36956
some pumpkinsSpectatornot enough riboflavin in their diet
why does antiques roadshow kick so much ass?
-
2009.07.28 at 5:03 am #36957
AnonymousSpectatorbecause you like 100 year old fragrant musk dust along with a touch of moth balls stench in your nose inhale deeply
Why are pens filled with ink?
-
2009.07.29 at 11:11 am #36958
manillascissorKeymasterto make lasers.
why am i going to be late for work?
-
2009.07.29 at 12:55 pm #36959
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause traffic was held up by an elephant dancing in the street
where’s waldo?
-
2009.07.29 at 2:54 pm #36960
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause you woke up early.
how did i become so addicted to caramel macchiato’s from starbucks?
-
2009.07.29 at 4:02 pm #36961
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthe imploding voice told you to
why did you mention starbucks? { i might have to go there (lunchtime now) }
-
2009.07.29 at 4:23 pm #36962
AnonymousSpectatorhe was hoping the stars at night will give him a few bucks with antlers
why does the earth revolve around the sun?
-
2009.07.29 at 6:24 pm #36963
some pumpkinsSpectatorto get a nice even tan
is today’s overcast gonna last?
-
2009.07.29 at 7:47 pm #36964
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit will last as long as the last song on adore
why didn’t the rain wash the wasp nest out of our downspout sooner?
-
2009.07.29 at 11:42 pm #36965
AnonymousSpectatorbecause the superglue that wasps make is better than store bought superglue.
Why did the the neighbor mow their lawn in the rain?
-
2009.07.30 at 6:08 am #36966
ArthurSpectatorJust when the rain started, the sewer pipes asked for a haircut. Acid rain, you know…
What is the best brand for homemade apple pie?
-
2009.07.30 at 7:39 pm #36967
AnonymousSpectatorthe brand that I make and it has caramel on top of it mmmmmmm
Why are there so many Pumpkin goodies on ebay lately?
-
2009.07.30 at 8:54 pm #36968
manillascissorKeymasterbecause james iha needs money.
do you have allergies?
-
2009.07.30 at 9:17 pm #36969
AnonymousSpectatorwhy yes I do, allergies against a certain species of boys
Why do people who suck at singing do it in the shower?
-
2009.07.30 at 10:56 pm #36970
manillascissorKeymasterwhat does singing have to do with sex?
and yes, that’s the answer and the question…
-
2009.07.31 at 12:15 am #36971
AnonymousSpectatorbecause you hit the high notes that you never thought you’d reach while you are having sex in the shower.
why does a LONG shower sound so good right now?
-
2009.07.31 at 4:53 pm #36972
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause short showers are for wimps
why do people answer questions with questions?
-
2009.07.31 at 11:09 pm #36973
some pumpkinsSpectatorthat’s a good question
who’s responsible??
-
2009.07.31 at 11:15 pm #36974
AnonymousSpectatorI’m responsible, but not for answer questions with a question
What am I craving right now?
-
2009.08.01 at 12:07 am #36975
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoryou are craving a slice of cheesecake covered in chocolate chips and pickles
what about me… what am i craving?
-
2009.08.01 at 4:28 am #36976
some pumpkinsSpectatorjust pickles
who spilled the beans?
-
2009.08.01 at 3:04 pm #36977
AnonymousSpectatoryou spilled the beans
what kind of beans did you spill?
-
2009.08.03 at 4:14 am #36978
some pumpkinsSpectatorfranks and beans
have you seen my baseball?
-
2009.08.03 at 5:49 am #36979
AnonymousSpectatorI did, it was a foul ball, and no you can’t get it back the umpire took it.
why is lightning so hard to photograph?
-
2009.08.03 at 4:00 pm #36980
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause it has a twisted sense of humor, it likes to tease humans
what is the first thing you said this morning?
-
2009.08.03 at 4:32 pm #36981
AnonymousSpectatorgood morning to my 3 year old son and a nice big hug too those are the best!!!
When does the sun go down?
-
2009.08.03 at 11:48 pm #36982
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorgood morning to my 3 year old son and a nice big hug too those are the best!!!
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that’s a wrong answer?
-
2009.08.03 at 11:49 pm #36983
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthe sun goes down when i tell it to dammit! lol
what is the key ingredient in making ice?
-
2009.08.04 at 1:16 am #36984
AnonymousSpectatora cold shoulder
what is a tear drop?
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2009.08.04 at 4:35 am #36985
some pumpkinsSpectatorits when the 6th song from adore falls on the floor. when it does, you have to say \"tear drop\"
can you explain to me how? you’re so able? how?
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2009.08.04 at 5:33 pm #36986
AnonymousSpectatorthe explanation is so simple…because I just can
Why do you need to know, what you feel you need to know and how do you really know it’s a need to know?
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2009.08.04 at 5:56 pm #36987
some pumpkinsSpectatori have used this one before,
but im gonna go with (d) none of the abovedecide! is this it? is it? decide! is that your style? is it? decide!
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2009.08.04 at 6:23 pm #36988
last_rose_of_summerSpectatori have decided the snack machine in the breakroom is an evil temptress
why am i a rat in a cubicle daydreaming of a certain bc?
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2009.08.04 at 10:12 pm #36989
ArthurSpectatorThat is because the American offices were made like that in the old days, and they are still made like that AD.
What is the most impossible situation to get into?
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2009.08.04 at 10:43 pm #36990
AnonymousSpectatortaking an elixir to shrink yourself and someone picking you up flushing you down the toilet.
What does milk make people feel ill?
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2009.08.05 at 2:03 pm #36991
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause they are milktose intollerant.
why do people chop, stab, and otherwise maim their cereal?
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2009.08.05 at 2:27 pm #36992
AnonymousSpectatorbecause they know how much you love hearing it
Do they slurp their milk too?
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2009.08.05 at 7:20 pm #36993
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorslurp like a spfreak drooling over billy’s hottness
what is wrong with me today?
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2009.08.05 at 9:59 pm #36994
AnonymousSpectatoryou haven’t had your daily dose of m&m’s
what are umbrellas used for?
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2009.08.06 at 12:28 am #36995
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorfor baking cakes
how long does it take for a banana pepper plant to reach maturity?
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2009.08.06 at 2:56 am #36996
some pumpkinsSpectatortime out: i love banana peppers! especially on my sandwiches from quiznos. we also call them peppericcini’s (i don’t know how to spell that)
time in: it depends on how long you read to it at night when it’s time to go to bed.
why does the subway always smell so goddamn bad?
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2009.08.06 at 3:14 am #36997
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause of tasty peppers and cheese
how does Dairy Queen make Blizzards?
(i just ate one and while we are on a theme… )
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2009.08.06 at 4:39 am #36998
some pumpkinsSpectatorits a whole drawn out process…. they have to gather all the ingredients from around the world. belgium for the chocolate. central america for the vanilla. they get the milk from the happy cows in california. mexico for the peanuts. mars for the oreo cookie bits. and you don’t even wanna know where they have to go for the sprinkles. anyway, they gather up all the ingredients you want in your blizzard, then, go down to antarctica, to make your blizzard in an actual blizzard. thank god for teleporters. otherwise it would take like a week to make your blizzard.
what’s in a hot dog?
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2009.08.06 at 6:54 am #36999
blueczarinaSpectatorevil in its purest and most meaty form
where do the sprinkles come form?
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2009.08.06 at 10:10 am #37000
ArthurSpectatorevil in its purest and most meaty form[/quote:8by9aury]
We are supposed to give WRONG answers! -
2009.08.06 at 1:36 pm #37001
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorevil in its purest and most meaty form[/quote:2ahl8mgr]
We are supposed to give WRONG answers! [/quote:2ahl8mgr]that’s only a matter of opinion. i like hot dogs …. with mustard and relish, or mustard and sauerkraut mmmm
banana peppers and pepperoncini’s are 2 different kinds of peppers. i like them both!
ok back to the game…
the sprinkles come from a sprinkler… a secret sprinkler… shhhh…
what makes the happy california cows so happy?
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2009.08.06 at 3:24 pm #37002
some pumpkinsSpectatorthe fact that they can talk! haven’t you seen the commercials? maybe they only play in cali. which would make sense.
it’s the middle of summer here but it’s actually cold and breezy out. what the hell is going on here?
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2009.08.06 at 5:36 pm #37003
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoryes
how many ice cubes do they put in a starbucks grande vanilla bean frappuchino?
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2009.08.06 at 5:39 pm #37004
AnonymousSpectatorthey use 3 ice cubes and a tablespoon of dry ice to make it have a smokey effect
Is everyone who responds in this thread hungry?
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2009.08.06 at 6:46 pm #37005
some pumpkinsSpectatorno. that’s why im about to go get a salad from next door. because i’m not hungry.
you wanted it. was it like you dreamed? you got it and, was it like it seemed?
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2009.08.06 at 6:59 pm #37006
AnonymousSpectatorNo because it has presented itself in physical form yet.
where and why did you do it?
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2009.08.06 at 8:37 pm #37007
last_rose_of_summerSpectatori did it in the laundry room because the dryer adds a nice effect
when did you do it and how?
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2009.08.06 at 8:51 pm #37008
blueczarinaSpectatorevil in its purest and most meaty form[/quote:1u2xzw0o]
We are supposed to give WRONG answers! [/quote:1u2xzw0o]true, but i’m a brat
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2009.08.06 at 9:00 pm #37009
AnonymousSpectatori did it in the laundry room because the dryer adds a nice effect
when did you do it and how?[/quote:q1ic0i90]
well it hasn’t been done quite yet, but it will be everywhere you can think of
What on earth is going on in here?
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2009.08.10 at 5:14 am #37010
some pumpkinsSpectatornothing and everything and everything and nothing
could someone please explain einstein’s theory of relativity?
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2009.08.10 at 7:49 am #37011
ArthurSpectatorYes, someone could please explain Einstein’s theory of relativity.
Why is Hot Shots a funny movie after all?
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2009.08.10 at 1:39 pm #37012
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit is funny after all and before all and between some, upside down and inside out.
what shape is the monster that hides under your bed?
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2009.08.10 at 6:13 pm #37013
AnonymousSpectatorthe monster under my bed he’s a square
Where does apple cider come from?
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2009.08.11 at 12:12 am #37014
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoravocados
where in the world is carmen sandeigo?
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2009.08.11 at 1:07 am #37015
AnonymousSpectatorshe disappeared again…hmmmm…. she is out at the bar this time getting wasted before the show returns to tv
How did you learn to read a book?
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2009.08.11 at 5:06 pm #37016
some pumpkinsSpectatori just held my breath till i had to come back up for some more air
who’s side are you on? who’s side are you on?
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2009.08.11 at 5:13 pm #37017
last_rose_of_summerSpectatornationwide is on your sidewalk chalk
why did you type your question twice?
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2009.08.11 at 7:26 pm #37018
AnonymousSpectatorBy being part octopus he has 2 key boards for his 4 arms which means he has 4 hands and 20 fingers and they automatically type up the question twice and he clicked submit before he even realized it this time.
what’s that like being 1/2 octopus?
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2009.08.11 at 10:11 pm #37019
some pumpkinsSpectatorit’s a little more chewy han i had originally imagined
horton hear’s a who?
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2009.08.11 at 10:29 pm #37020
AnonymousSpectatorhe hears a who whooting in your ear
what is the bunny hop?
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2009.08.12 at 2:30 am #37021
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorBy being part octopus he has 2 key boards for his 4 arms which means he has 4 hands and 20 fingers and they automatically type up the question twice and he clicked submit before he even realized it this time.
[/quote:1x78d7am]
i like that answer!
the bunny hop is what 2 people do when they love each other very much
what is the best way to open a coconut?
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2009.08.12 at 2:49 am #37022
AnonymousSpectatorusing someone’s noggin to knock it open of course someone you don’t mind seeing with a big purple goose egg on their forehead
What is the purpose of a mantra?
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2009.08.12 at 5:57 am #37023
ArthurSpectatorTo open its’ door, to step inside, to turn on its’ engine, to take its’ wheel and to hit the gas!
But now, this one intrigues me: why are a lot of people afraid in the dark?
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2009.08.12 at 3:53 pm #37024
AnonymousSpectatorfear of seeing the unknown
dammit that’s not the wrong answer….because really they aren’t-they just think they are because a monster might come out and steal their cookies
Why is the 7th day considered the day of rest?
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2009.08.12 at 4:09 pm #37025
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause the 5th day would just sound retarded
why am i out of questions?
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2009.08.12 at 5:54 pm #37026
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause the monster in the dark came and stole your questions
why do i wish for what i can’t have?
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2009.08.12 at 6:24 pm #37027
AnonymousSpectatorBilly Corgan
LMAOWhy do peanut m&m’s have peanuts and not hazelnuts?
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2009.08.13 at 9:38 pm #37028
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause the actor who plays the yellow peanut m&m in the tv commercials is allergic to hazelnuts
what comes first? the toothpaste or the mouthwash?
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2009.08.14 at 1:55 am #37029
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorBilly Corgan
LMAO[/quote:11w42965]
waaaahhhooooo! i’m so crazy
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2009.08.14 at 1:58 am #37030
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthe bacon flavored mouthwash comes before the toothpaste sandwich with sauteed onions
what word rhymes with orange?
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2009.08.15 at 12:45 pm #37031
AnonymousSpectatorapple
hat makes your eyelids feel so heavy?
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2009.08.15 at 10:16 pm #37032
some pumpkinsSpectatorsagittarius
how are things?
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2009.08.16 at 12:33 am #37033
AnonymousSpectatorI am not sure….
What are things???
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2009.08.16 at 2:31 am #37034
some pumpkinsSpectatorthoughts are things (read \"the secret\")
why does corn look the same way going in as it does coming out?
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2009.08.16 at 3:50 am #37035
AnonymousSpectatorswallowing…try swishing it around in your mouth first
Why do people put on an act at first?
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2009.08.16 at 4:55 am #37036
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause they are part of an underground secret society that’s trying to ruin health care reform. and since your’re confucious, it’s not working. because you are able to see right through their bullshit.
what was my question? seroiusly. i completely forgot while i was coming up with that answer.
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2009.08.16 at 3:14 pm #37037
AnonymousSpectatoryou didn’t have a question that you forgot
How does a glass hold water?
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2009.08.17 at 8:11 pm #37038
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwith its hands
what do ants build their homes out of?
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2009.08.18 at 9:08 pm #37039
AnonymousSpectatorthey steal your picnic basket carry it away and destroy it for a ant-nic ( I need more sleep)
Is there ever a right answer, and if so what is it?
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2009.08.20 at 3:41 am #37040
some pumpkinsSpectatormaybe. it’s always wednesday.
what’s with these homies dissing my girl? why do they gotta front?
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2009.08.20 at 7:09 am #37041
blueczarinaSpectatorcause’ they be bitches yo
why did the Lollipop Gang get arrested last Tuesday? those terrible munchkins.
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2009.08.21 at 3:33 am #37042
AnonymousSpectatorbecause they were trying to punk the candybar gang for their snickers bars
YO, why has this turned ghetto?
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2009.08.21 at 3:35 am #37043
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause it turns out pumpkins has a rap sheet yo
what did he do and what turned him gangster?
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2009.08.21 at 6:03 pm #37044
AnonymousSpectatorhe’s always been gangsta..a ganster of love and ROCK and ROLL
What is this gangsta up to?
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2009.08.21 at 9:20 pm #37045
some pumpkinsSpectator^^ i was refrencing a weezer song lyric. it’s the opening line to buddy holly!
chillin. little bit of illin.
where do clouds come from?
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2009.08.21 at 10:10 pm #37046
last_rose_of_summerSpectatormy ass
why am i excited for sp shows that i can’t even go to???
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2009.08.21 at 10:38 pm #37047
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause someone will tape it.
and i don’t know any weezer really. i think i have heard them on the radio before though and i think i didn’t like them.
who exactly are these spirits why do they come from the sky?
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2009.08.22 at 2:18 am #37048
AnonymousSpectator(I know that was a weezer song )
The spirits that come from the sky want to bring you more SP music and videos posted on youtube to make you feel like a spirit in the sky.
Will these spirits that come from the sky add more spirits to hang out with along the way?
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2009.08.23 at 7:27 am #37049
some pumpkinsSpectatoronly if you leave a message after the beep.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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2009.08.23 at 5:47 pm #37050
ArthurSpectatorNone, since Woody Woodpecker would have pecked it first.
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2009.08.23 at 6:17 pm #37051
AnonymousSpectatorbecause man was being lazy knowing we would have nothing but more time.
Why are crickets black?
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2009.08.26 at 5:14 pm #37052
some pumpkinsSpectatoras my mother used to say, \"because i said so!\"
why is this thread dying? why aren’t you people playing along? what the fuck is going on here?
there’s 3 questions for ya -
2009.08.26 at 5:22 pm #37053
blueczarinaSpectatori’m lazy. i’m lazy. i’m lazy.
how will we know when fall has finally come?
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2009.08.26 at 6:00 pm #37054
some pumpkinsSpectatorwhen a tree falls down in the woods, and there’s plenty of people around to hear it, but it doesnt’s make a sound. then you know fall has officially arrived.
why do the call the early workings of a recorded song a demo?
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2009.08.28 at 2:06 am #37055
AnonymousSpectatorbecause memo was already taken
When does the world decided to just block TV for 1 day?-just one fucking day-is that so bad?
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2009.09.01 at 7:34 pm #37056
last_rose_of_summerSpectator47
what does it mean when you have a frog in your throat?
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2009.09.01 at 8:02 pm #37057
some pumpkinsSpectatoryou need to get new watch
are you with us? or against us tonight?
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2009.09.04 at 12:21 am #37058
AnonymousSpectatoryou need to get new watch
are you with us? or against us tonight?[/quote:jxp17jnc]
it’s all mood pending I s’pose
What are we with? and what are we against?
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2009.09.04 at 5:42 am #37059
ArthurSpectatorCannot answer those 3 questions, sorry.
When is Doomsday again?
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2009.09.04 at 6:50 pm #37060
AnonymousSpectatorIt was yesterday so if must not have worked properly-all this propaganda about it and nothing happened-we are still here
Where are you right now?
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2009.09.04 at 11:49 pm #37061
some pumpkinsSpectatori am about to not leave work and not enjoy my labor day weekend!
have you heard the hollywood show audio yet?
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2009.09.09 at 1:11 am #37062
AnonymousSpectatorwell I was at the show-duh
What is a cul de sac?
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2009.09.09 at 11:06 pm #37063
some pumpkinsSpectatorit’s how you say testicles in french
why do people have to steal other people’s identities?
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2009.09.10 at 3:59 pm #37064
AnonymousSpectatorthey want to be awesome just like you
Why does the sun hurt your eyes?
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2009.09.10 at 5:28 pm #37065
blueczarinaSpectatorbecause its a bastard… damn you sun, damn you!
what exactly is a marshmallow?
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2009.09.12 at 1:25 am #37066
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit is a little creature named mallow that was born in a swamp.
what? did you think i was going to say marsh?
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2009.09.13 at 3:54 am #37067
some pumpkinsSpectatorno thats exactly what i thought you were gonna say
why are the weekends so magical?
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2009.09.13 at 3:31 pm #37068
AnonymousSpectatorbecause Arthur sprinkles magic fairy dust around you so you see nothing but glitter everywhere
how does the shell of a clam get formed?
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2009.09.25 at 5:32 pm #37069
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorwith cotton swabs, elmers glue and a very smart gnome
why do moths like moon flowers so much?
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2009.09.26 at 7:07 pm #37070
AnonymousSpectatorbecause it makes them appear to be pure.
Why why why? I’m really WHY?
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2009.09.26 at 8:34 pm #37071
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause, because, because, because, because… because of the wonderful things he does
who is the wizard really?
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2009.09.27 at 6:30 am #37072
some pumpkinsSpectatori believe it’s sweet 17 and sour 29.
have you ever seen a purple dc pokeball?
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2009.09.27 at 4:10 pm #37073
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorseen it? i invented it! haha
where did they get the idea to name a computer mouse a mouse?
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2009.09.29 at 1:27 pm #37074
AnonymousSpectatorwell it squeaks and eats cheese when you are away and someone caught on to the mouses trick
When was the last time you decided to go there?
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2009.09.30 at 2:04 am #37075
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorfive minutes ago
why can’t i think of a good question to ask?
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2009.09.30 at 4:18 pm #37076
jawn till duskSpectatorYes you can!
What’s a better swear word than CUNTO?
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2009.09.30 at 6:48 pm #37077
ArthurSpectatorCanned dessert rat! Or: imbecile black reptile!
Uhm, these answers are right, maybe?
Anyway, my question of the day is: Why didn’t the Smashing Pumpkins ever cover the Uriah Heep song July Morning?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz66OrF30I[/youtube]
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2009.10.01 at 3:06 pm #37078
AnonymousSpectatorI don’t know maybe this past week…Billy has became a doll recently.
If it’s gonna rain, why can’t it be a sunshine rain?
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2009.10.02 at 4:39 pm #37079
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause teenage mutant ninja puppies stole the mexican staring frog of southern sri lanka and it sneezed on the sun
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2009.10.02 at 4:49 pm #37080
AnonymousSpectatorWhere is your question rose???
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2009.10.02 at 5:34 pm #37081
jawn till duskSpectatorthere.
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2009.10.02 at 11:50 pm #37082
some pumpkinsSpectatorit’s on the roof. i accidentally threw it up there.
what’s everyone doing for the weekend?
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2009.10.03 at 1:58 am #37083
manillascissorKeymasterswine flu babysittin’. fuck yeah! \\m/ \\m/
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2009.10.03 at 5:59 am #37084
AnonymousSpectatorswine flu babysittin’. fuck yeah! \\m/ \\m/[/quote:956qpmpc]
FAIL^^^^^^
Where is your question Manilla
did the swine flu get you?
2 Fails (manilla and rose) on the same page What has happened to this thread?…(oh look I made up for your questions I have 3 now answer them ALL whoever is next) -
2009.10.04 at 2:45 am #37085
some pumpkinsSpectatorhis is also on the roof. i have terrible aim.
twice.
this thread just got back from a long vacation, and has jetlag.what’s with this woody woodpecker? what is he, some sort of instigator?
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2009.10.04 at 2:48 am #37086
some pumpkinsSpectatorhe had a tough childhood.
why does it rain, rain, rain down on utopia?
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2009.10.04 at 7:50 pm #37087
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorWhere is your question rose??? [/quote:12djus1x]
hahahaha!! oopsie!
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2009.10.04 at 7:52 pm #37088
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorbecause utopia needs to take a cold shower
what are tortilla chips made of?
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2009.10.16 at 10:40 pm #37089
AnonymousSpectatorschool paste that is spread out on baking sheets and baked till hardened
what’s the big secret?
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2009.10.20 at 2:35 pm #37090
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorthe secret is that microwave ovens are going to someday take over the world
what causes carpal tunnel syndrome?
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2009.10.20 at 5:30 pm #37091
blueczarinaSpectatorstepping over carpet tunnels
who exactly is this Jack O’Lantern and does he pay his taxes?
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2009.10.21 at 7:24 pm #37092
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorhe is a lonely poet on the edge of insanity and he does not have to pay taxes because he is the king of the IRS
what is the real meaning of Halloween?
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2009.11.04 at 3:22 pm #37093
AnonymousSpectatorWell let’s see hallow..almost like hollow, so it was someone’s lousy hidden way of saying not solid…and ween…is short for the male tool they have for poking the ladies
What’s a life saver?
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2009.12.17 at 9:37 pm #37094
last_rose_of_summerSpectatora tool that is used to work on cars
what fruit flavors are in Juicy Fruit gum?
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2009.12.30 at 3:06 pm #37095
AnonymousSpectatorpink green blue purple orange red yellow black and white
mmmm tastywhat’s inside a raindrop?
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2010.01.01 at 6:26 am #37096
ArthurSpectatorBaby Buddha. It was 2,500 years ago he was last seen, so now it’s time to return to earth. At the counter, he bought a ticket for the wrong public transport, though.
Why do people divorce?
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2010.01.08 at 2:32 am #37097
some pumpkinsSpectatorbecause the person behind the counter called their number and they didn’t want to lose their place in line.
am i ever gonna get it?
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2010.01.14 at 1:44 am #37098
last_rose_of_summerSpectatoryou’re gonna get it alright….. gonna get a fortune cookie that says \"you will find some ketchup in a bottle\"
how did they come up with the name \"febreze\"?
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2010.02.28 at 2:09 am #37099
some pumpkinsSpectatorafter many attempts at getting opinions from various focus groups across america, uruguay, and ghetto’s across the world… they went with febreze. let’s break down why… \"fe\" is slang for \"for\" (appealing to the ghetto folk) and \"breeze\" stands for \"a breath of fresh air.\" and who doesn’t love a breath of fresh air?
scotch anyone?
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2010.03.01 at 9:41 pm #37100
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorto get to the other side
why do they make potato chip bags out of plastic?
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2010.03.01 at 10:47 pm #37101
ArthurSpectatorFor the same reason that Hiroshima got bombed in WWII.
Now, where did my 1 million Euro lottery prize go to?
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2010.03.02 at 3:22 am #37102
manillascissorKeymasterM.C. Esher took it.
Is Charles Barkley funny?
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2010.04.06 at 6:34 pm #37103
AnonymousSpectatoryes funny looking
how are marshmallows made?
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2010.04.08 at 2:13 am #37104
blueczarinaSpectatorbasically some mischievous fairies chopped a chunk out of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while he was passed out by a tree. and then they ate some of it and thought this is good we could make money off of this. so they sold the rest to Kraft for a pile of cash and a trip to Venice. and Kraft figured out how to mass produce the marshiness and have been selling it since. and i guess Stay Puft was going to sue, because it was his ass but he settled for an undisclosed sum and a large supply of Jet Puffed Marshmallow creme. i guess he thinks he tastes good too. he is kind of a freak.
what is Dancing with the Stars?
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2010.04.12 at 12:08 am #37105
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorit is a secret plot to take over the world
what is an apple?
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2010.04.13 at 2:26 am #37106
some pumpkinsSpectatorbasically some mischievous fairies chopped a chunk out of Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while he was passed out by a tree. and then they ate some of it and thought this is good we could make money off of this. so they sold the rest to Kraft for a pile of cash and a trip to Venice. and Kraft figured out how to mass produce the marshiness and have been selling it since. and i guess Stay Puft was going to sue, because it was his ass but he settled for an undisclosed sum and a large supply of Jet Puffed Marshmallow creme. i guess he thinks he tastes good too. he is kind of a freak.
what is Dancing with the Stars?[/quote:2yizwpl5]
time out.
wait for night time to come. take a bunch of lsd. go to the local park. lay down on your back and look up at the stars. let the dancing begin!
time in. -
2010.04.13 at 7:03 am #37107
blueczarinaSpectatorthat’s pretty much what Stay Puft was doing when he passed out by a tree. ^^
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2010.06.09 at 2:14 pm #37108
AnonymousSpectatorhow do they make sine flu vaccines?
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2010.06.09 at 2:36 pm #37109
manillascissorKeymasterfirst solve for zero, then integrate to infinity.
where are my shoes?
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2010.06.09 at 4:19 pm #37110
AnonymousSpectatorunder your toilet seat
who has the key?
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2010.06.21 at 7:36 pm #37111
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorYoda has it.
Where is my phone?
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2010.06.22 at 7:36 pm #37112
ArthurSpectatorYou probably left it @ the Wonka Chocolate Factory. At least I saw a lonely phone there, the day before yesterday. I asked Charlie Bucket if it was his phone, but it turned out it wasn’t. As I found it next to the glass Wonkavator, you might remember if this was where you left it before you took the factory tour?
Anyway, why is the almighty allah not capable of creating a stone that she cannot lift herself?
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2010.06.29 at 3:29 pm #37113
AnonymousSpectatorShe thinks it’s a man job to do it, so she waits for the male head to create it instead.
what color is your aura?
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2010.07.29 at 6:22 pm #37114
last_rose_of_summerSpectatorMy aura is purple with pink polka dots.
What color is yours?
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2010.08.01 at 6:41 pm #37115
AnonymousSpectatorit appears to be white..unless you can change the font color you used to spell yours with.
Why don’t they buy a clue?
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2010.08.01 at 8:24 pm #37116
ArthurSpectatorClues are sold out, since long, I’m afraid.
Who is Ip Man again?
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2011.03.16 at 5:25 am #37117
jawn till duskSpectatorI.P. Squinty!
How do you pee?
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2011.04.23 at 7:46 pm #37118
some pumpkinsSpectatorVery carefully.
What the deuce?
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2011.04.24 at 8:35 am #37119
ArthurSpectatorIt’s the greatest song to start a rock and roll live show.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq5tVidIM7Y[/youtube]
Why do I need 3 key chains?
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