Manilla’s Over 21 Club NSFW!!!!

[Arthur]

Welcome to the faboulous Manilla’s Over 21 Club.

Here you will find beautiful ladies, and you can use obcenities as much as you want. Plus the drinks are free. But please do not go any further down the thread unless you are over 21. I will be checking. And I know who is and who isn’t. Well kinda.

NO NUDITY PLEASE

But Welcome and Enjoy.

[Arthur]

Let me bring in what must be manilla’s weekly wet dream: having an apple yard, and he just hired some personel.

[bluebullet]

we love manilla’s awesome club.

[manillascissor]

this is the best thread EVER

[Anonymous]

[blueczarina]

holy crap, you actually made it.

just to be a brat and because you need a piano girl for your club

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

i think this is the kind of girl with piano manilla wants

[manillascissor]

that is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

thought you would like it.

hey i am all about giving. it is the least i could do, cause you don’t suck ass manilla. and you gave me and czarina a place to be all silly, so here is your spot to be silly.

[blueczarina]

yeah, i’m 21.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

you sure? can i see your id?

[manillascissor]

i object to the no nudity

[blueczarina]

yup, born in 1986, so i’m exactly 21 right now until my B-day.

[blueczarina]

i object to the no nudity[/quote:1eub9wxx]

but then you would have to moderate yourself.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

oh, ok. i belive you, cause i am no good at math.

and i put no nudity for poor arthur, his gf wouldn’t let him come here no more.

[manillascissor]

no no no!!!

arthur and i have already discussed this.

nudity is okay, as long as NSFW appears in the thread title…..

let the boobs flood.

[blueczarina]

what about you- will your \"roomate\" get mad at you

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

no no no!!!

arthur and i have already discussed this.

nudity is okay, as long as NSFW appears in the thread title…..

let the boobs flood.[/quote:2w9kypw2]

well as long as you discussed it with arthur, and he says it is ok, i will find you some good pics. with beer and babes.

[manillascissor]

what about you- will your "roomate" get mad at you [/quote:a18uoids]

my roommate is a whore, so she should find the pics appealing…

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

oh my goodness, didn’t see that one coming.

but hey, it is your thread, have at it.

[blueczarina]

wow, didn’t see that coming either, but as bullet said your thread manilla.

[manillascissor]

goodnight bullet. i expect nudity in the AM.

love you and blue. night all.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

couldn’t find a good nude with beer, so here is the almost next best thing

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

night night manilla, we love you too.

oops i wasn’t posed to say it, well hell, i am letting myself go.

[manillascissor]

oh and, spiteglass/slutface, nice to meet you. come back soon so i can fuck with you some more.

[blueczarina]

goodnight manilla

much love back, but only in a friend way as bullet would say

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

i will post nudes, if i can find some good ones, no trashy ladies on here for you. promise.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

ok, i only found one that is sutiable for now, more better ones later.

[Anonymous]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3ciizj

[Anonymous]

Here have a beer…

[amnesia]

Thats some nice good looking girls.but they aint my style

[Anonymous]

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertis … t_beer.jpg

is this more your style
or not

[Arthur]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3ciizj%5B/quote:3eky79wy%5D

(definately a good contribution to this obscene thread )

[Anonymous]

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/advertisingisgoodforyou/images/2007/04/15/scratchoff_swimsuit_beer.jpg

is this more your style
or not[/quote:3klfejp8]

It was supposed to be a cat with a beer…gees
how did that happen

[Anonymous]

[blueczarina]

wow, that cat is huge.

[Arthur]

wow, that cat is huge.[/quote:316jo4gn]
No, the beer is too small. Stop thinking like a woman. Please. Remember the name of this thread?

[blueczarina]

wow, that cat is huge.[/quote:33iti0zs]
No, the beer is too small. Stop thinking like a woman. Please. Remember the name of this thread?[/quote:33iti0zs]

well fine then

will give the cat a bigger bottle

[manillascissor]

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3ciizj%5B/quote:g5xvuqs3%5D

bloodhoung gang!

[manillascissor]

ok, i only found one that is sutiable for now, more better ones later.

[/quote:4fcceqgc]

that is very nice. thanks

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

hey i am to please, but i can’t find any more classy ones unless i sign up for the cyber club. which, while my husband would enjoy that, i don’t have the money to fork out to see stuff i already have.

but i will see what i can do for you.

i might have to scan some in from my collectors edition playboys, with the girls next door. i have all three mags with them on it, and even the front and back one. yes i like tgnd maybe a little to much. they are just so cool.

[manillascissor]

hey i like them a lot too. nothing to be ashamed of.

PLEASE don’t sign up for cyber crap on my behalf. those are usually full of spyware and viruses and they have access to your credit. no, not worth it.

[Arthur]

For some reason I have a crush on Winona Ryder. Don’t ask me why. She’s cool, and sexy, and silly, and alternative, all at the same time. So, for the guys (at least me ): Winona.

[manillascissor]

man, what a great selection! you have good taste, my friend! i like winona a lot too, but my all time favorite celeb is ashley judd.

[amnesia]

Winona Ryder is soooo hot

[Arthur]

Thank you, thank you! The last girl is Elisha Cuthbert, I like her looks too. And it was my wild guess that you are more into the blondes… Just a wild guess. I’m more into the black haired girls, only above nose level that is . There is another pretty blonde girl, but I can’t remember her name now… grrrr… Anyway, here is another Elisha to kill the time.

[manillascissor]

hubba hubba

[Arthur]

I remember already! It is Piper Perabo, she’s a cool girl also. She can go from expression 1:

[Arthur]

but my all time favorite celeb is ashley judd.[/quote:2h9p7h6n]

Her?

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

no, manilla the cyber club is playboy, so no viruses from them. it is there cyber girl club, and i have seen them doing shots and stuff for it before on the gnd show. so it is totally legit.

but i will find some blondes, who else is a cute and sexy blonde, what about hedi klum? she is pretty hot.

but here is one my husband likes

[manillascissor]

[manillascissor]

I remember already! It is Piper Perabo, she’s a cool girl also. [/quote:39mllvcn]

Yes, this is the woman from Coyote Ugly.

[manillascissor]

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

who is monica?

[manillascissor]

French actress, Monica Bellucci

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

ah, ok.

yes she is pretty.

[Arthur]

but here is one my husband likes[/quote:2jy3tqiy]
Little bit too skinny, just my humble opinion. I just can’t get a boner for these types.

When a beautiful girl wears lingerie on the other hand… OMG!

[manillascissor]

Wow! No love for Ashley or Monica. You are hard to please.

[Arthur]

Ashley: no. I mean, she’s very pretty and all, but I don’t get that sparkle for her. Monica, now that I see her again, is a different story. She’s hot. She got the works for me. But my #1 is Winona. Sexy in an unsexy way, hot in a silly way. I like that!

[Im a Cult Hero]

I’m with Arthur on the Winona appreciation, I’ve had a crush on her for…like…forever!

[Arthur]

I’m with Arthur on the Winona appreciation, I’ve had a crush on her for…like…forever! [/quote:297xttnr]
Boy oh boy, you’ve got taste too! Pretty cool pics you uploaded!

We seem to like the same type of girls Cult Hero!

[Anonymous]

haha Winona Ryder…the thief, be careful boys you might end up with your girl friends purse disappearing

I like her too, for an actress

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

oh manilla, i thought that monica was kira knightly for a minute when i looked at the first few pcs.

[manillascissor]

keira is pretty hot. for an anorexic.

[Arthur]

haha Winona Ryder…the thief, be careful boys you might end up with your girl friends purse disappearing

I like her too, for an actress[/quote:3tc7mvd9]
I know what you mean. Good stuffs sometimes comes for a good price.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

keira is pretty hot. for an anorexic.[/quote:1j3vxsyu]

yeah, she needs to eat a sandwich or fifteen, but in the face she is really pretty.

[Anonymous]

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

ok, here is some more for the man of the hour, manilla

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

one more and then i am done with this for tonight, more pics maybe nudes tomarow.

[Arthur]

Very very nice, both Dazey and bullet!

Reminds me of an actress I also thought was very cool a few years ago. Charlize Theron.
She played in a sci-fi movie called Aeon Flux. She’s got the eyes!

[Pipoka]

Charlize Theron is simply amazing.
She’s beautiful.

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/2755 … heron2.jpg (too big)

http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=ezWJ_B7LxbY

[Arthur]

Charlize Theron is simply amazing.
She’s beautiful.[/quote:9wksjraa]
Yeah! Glad you like her too!

Let me return to my other favourite: Winona.
I’m sure some guys here wouldn’t mind waking up in the morning to find this on top…

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

think i could pull of that aeon flux haircut, but in red?

[manillascissor]

that little red riding hood pic is simply amazing.

[Anonymous]

this thread is crazy, but my hubby likes it…I got him looking at a Pumpkin site noway
now if I could get him to listen to the music more! I think if he sees them in concert he would actually like them.
let me post a chic pic now…

[manillascissor]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUJ5v_4B-Q[/youtube]’

Guys, I DARE you to look away, even for one second!

[Arthur]

Before halfway that video I had to start wiping the monitor…

Steamy performance!

[Superlordspamulon]

Before halfway that video I had to start wiping the monitor… [/quote:1n0qsd3u]

That’s why you should always keep a box of Kleenex handy

[amnesia]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUJ5v_4B-Q[/youtube]’

Guys, I DARE you to look away, even for one second![/quote:2if4ah24]

Shes really nice.Her ass is worth a bite

[blueczarina]

hey Superlord, shame, shame- your not 21 are you?

although from previous posts, i think you’ve seen worse on the internet because your always saying that we don’t know the seedier side of the internet.

and i suppose you used a fake id.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

uh oh, under 21 alert!!!!!

superlord……………………

[Arthur]

Has there anything been posted here so far that couldn’t be found also in coffee table magazines, shop windows, nude beaches and street advertorials? I guess this is not even a 12+ topic so far!

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

hey, there is an age limit. i don’t make the rules, i just enforce them, oh wait, yes i did make the rules, well, that is besides the point.

there could have been some over 21 stuff, and yes i think the topless girls i found are an over 15 pic arthur. and i am still gonna post some nudes, i just have to find some classy ones.

sorry i am a bit grouchy, i have still not been to bed yet.

[Anonymous]

haha that video…lol
seedier side-I know that side…lol..that’s all I can say

[Im a Cult Hero]

Is this what you guys mean by the seedier side of the internet :
http://seeds.thompson-morgan.com/uk/en/ … tAodEi86Cw

?

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

[Arthur]

Finally it’s turning REAL 21+!

Cool pic, very sexy, bullet.

[Anonymous]

Is this what you guys mean by the seedier side of the internet :
http://seeds.thompson-morgan.com/uk/en/ … tAodEi86Cw

?

[/quote:37a53ua9]

What a great catalogue, I’d be proud to be seedier if these were all growing in the Garden outside my Rat Cage.

[manillascissor]

My kinda girl! Wow!

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

i thought you would like it, i will post more of his work later, it is steamy.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

[manillascissor]

that penultimate one is awesome. very cool, bulltilt.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

yeah, he is one of my favorite artists. i like that kind of art, fantasy. but he does lots of sci-fi too, both are nice.

[Arthur]

[/quote:2t57r5dw]
**checking first if my girlfriend is not around**

Nope.
Man, this ass turns me on!

Seriously, great pics. I know someone that is into this kinda sexy fantasy art too, but more morbid style. Robotic woman and things, with whips and all. But I’m more into this to be honest.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

he has some of those. look him up, there are alot on photobucket, that is where i get alot of these from.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

bye bye pics. sorry guys.

[Anonymous]

May I present to you, my all-time dream gal.

The truly amazing and sensational, Mother Nature’s finest ever work: Kari Byron.

I’d marry her twice just to be sure.

* Swoon *

[manillascissor]

interesting photo, what with the freddy kruger hand and all.

who is she?

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

have you never seen mythbusters manilla?

good show, well useta be anyways.

[manillascissor]

seen it plenty. is she on it?

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

yeah, she is the red haired one. with the 2 dorky guys, not jamie and the redhaired guy i can’t remember his name.

[manillascissor]

oh, you mean the queer.

[Anonymous]

haha no wonder why my 15 year old like the show…lol should have known…
he does quiz me on that stuff though

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

the two dorky guys are dumb. and the one asain guy, can’t be bothered to know his name, has the worst messed up teeth, he needs braces or lumineers. hey my mom paid for braces, he is on tv he can pay for his own. i think i need those lumineers, i would love that. my wisdom teeth messed up the rest of my teeth.

oh sorry manilla. i will find some more hott girls for you.

here is one

[Anonymous]

I got braces too…lol..not now…I also had Lumineers done-fabulous!

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

you did? how much did it cost? and what did they do exactly?
and i figured if we are gonna talk about it here might as well put pics up for the boys too.

[manillascissor]

who are we looking at?

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

ashley judd silly.

you like her right?

[Anonymous]

nice talk teeth and post girly pics…lol
They costed me 240 bucks a piece it took over a months because I was one of the new patients oforthis at the office. It’s easy they take a bazillion pics of your teeth they are gonna do and then they mold em and send that mold out to make you lumis and bam the glue them on some how

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

that is so neat, it only cost 240? is that for the top and then more for the bottom?

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

this is what i look like when i smoke.

[Anonymous]

242.00 each tooth….

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

what????

for each tooth????

omg dude, how many did you get done?

[Shannen]

manila,
I found this and thought she might be your kind of girl (Pamela Anderson). She’s blonde, she has the assets you are looking for.

Bleh!

[Anonymous]

Bullet there were that much for each. I only had 2 done
!

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

man i wish my butt looked like the second one from the left’s butt. i want a baywatch butt, i am almost there, but (pun intended) i am working on it.

[blueczarina]

hey manilla, i think your kind of spambot just registered.

[manillascissor]

taken care of. thanks for heads up.

[blueczarina]

taken care of. thanks for heads up. [/quote:27p2gyj2]

i thought you might be interested in what they were selling.

i’m just kidding you though

[Arthur]

manillascissor is now having the Pumpkins’ adrenaline, I hope. No need for Viagra…

[blueczarina]

manillascissor is now having the Pumpkins’ adrenaline, I hope. No need for Viagra… [/quote:rk1g821f]

actually it wasn’t a Viagra spambot it was a free porn spambot

[Arthur]

We get our orgasms from Smashing Pumpkins music. I’m sure I’m allowed to say that here.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

prolly not.

[Arthur]

Hey, it’s the 21+ thread, right. I’m sure I can use the dirty word \"music\" in here.

[blueczarina]

OMG the conversations people have here- so silly

[Im a Cult Hero]

I thought Manilla might appreciate some more pics in his pics thread
This is Andrea Roche :

[manillascissor]

Thank you Cult!

Who is she? Not heard of her before….

[Im a Cult Hero]

She’s a former Miss Ireland (I think she was certainly a model at some stage anyway ) and now presents TV shows here.

Woops….this reply was almost a new topic, silly me pressing the wrong button

[Im a Cult Hero]

Gemma Hayes (musician)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snqCTfw8zQs[/youtube]

[manillascissor]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE CULT!

[Arthur]

This is how I like girls in burqa…

[Marcella]

EWW BOOBIESSS!!!!!11!!112

[Danni]

Now over to my daily Linda Cardellini fix!

[Im a Cult Hero]

Kate Beckinsale…I don’t think she’s been in here yet.

[some pumpkins]

i made a delivery to her house earlier this week. too bad she wasn’t home…. sunbathing…. topless. scarlet freakin johansson.

[manillascissor]

i made a delivery to her house earlier this week. too bad she wasn’t home…. sunbathing…. topless. scarlet freakin johansson.

[/quote:mj3usjt7]

You delivered to her house? Pizza?

[Arthur]

Pizza?[/quote:3gtbrhi3]

[some pumpkins]

i made a delivery to her house earlier this week. too bad she wasn’t home…. sunbathing…. topless. scarlet freakin johansson.

[/quote:heawou30]

You delivered to her house? Pizza?[/quote:heawou30]

if i was still 19 years old, i would have said yes.

we actually did the lights for her house. (chandeliers, wall sconces, exteriors, etc.) i work at a showroom. her house is an old spanish style villa in the hollywood hills. fucking awesome property.

[Anonymous]

the pizza looks yummy minus the pepperoni..I’d eat it
this is such a guy thread

[Arthur]

this is such a guy thread [/quote:3pjty1go]
oosh oosh! off you go!

[last_rose_of_summer]

we can be here if we want to!

[amnesia]

I dont mind being in here as well.

[Anonymous]

we can be here if we want to!

[/quote:3v1cetri]
yeah really, but you can if you want rose

I don’t mind being in here as well. [/quote:3v1cetri]

noooo, not you too
you boys are corrupting people

[amnesia]

Well, your in here to, so i guess they corrupted you too.

[Arthur]

[Arthur]

Confessions of a guy…

In my wildest dreams I live in a castle in the UK and a chick comes to pick me up for a walk on the beach…

[Anonymous]

poor Shannen

[Arthur]

😆
poor Shannen[/quote:2sbvd78d]
Poor Shannen? Not really… If she minds me having my own silly, sexy dreams, then I remind her of her last Girls Day Out, when they discussed things that made me blush… It involved strippers in nightclubs, that’s all I’m saying…

On a more serious note, I think that in a really good relationship it is pretty OK to share fantasies with each other. How else can you fulfil each other wishes in general, 1 of the main purposes of having a relationship at all?

[Anonymous]

I know that silly…
but some peoples fantasies can be down right offensive if the one person doesn’t feel comfortable with what the other’s fantasy, wants and actions are And now tat person is not happy..not a good mix
end of discussion on my end

[last_rose_of_summer]

nice little picture story arthur

[last_rose_of_summer]

have any of you seen this? it’s so funny

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxb7b0jGZvc&feature=channel[/youtube]

[Im a Cult Hero]

Ok….now I love sasha grey….she isn’t really my type physically, but the fact she has the sense of humour to make that = <3

[Anonymous]

that was so funny…
why why why do they always put ugly guys in porn?
not that I’ve ever watched porn or anything

[amnesia]

How do you know they are ugly, if you dont watch porn?

[Anonymous]

didn’t you see the guy in that video???

[amnesia]

didn’t you see the guy in that video??? [/quote:yvtd52of]

No, i dont watch porn.

[last_rose_of_summer]

but that’s not really porn… PG rated porn

i thought it was funny when Sasha said, \"but i thought we were… double entendre\"

there are a lot of different PG porn skits, they are hilarious!

[Anonymous]

lol…PG porn…
I don’t watch porn skits…just that one and hopefully never again, but ya never know coming in this dang thread

[SPfreaks]

[Anonymous]

I am deciding that as of today tis thread will only be read by me once in a very blue moon

[last_rose_of_summer]

[blueczarina]

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have had nothing to do with any porn! you pervy boys!

[Anonymous]

I fucking lied…dammit

[blueczarina]

yes you did

[Arthur]

i have had nothing to do with any porn! [/quote:2bjcp76t]

Ahem… *cough* *cough* Really?

[Im a Cult Hero]

lmao

[Pipoka]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[amnesia]

[blueczarina]

i assure you i don’t look anything like that. you are terrible

[Anonymous]

the hair is just awful…awful
and I don’t really know half the time what thread I’m coming into when I click on…

[blueczarina]

😆
the hair is just awful…awful
and I don’t really know half the time what thread I’m coming into when I click on… [/quote:11siwa9y]

yeah, she looks real cheap and not exactly Russian as much as some plastic whore from LA.

and i’m with you on the bottom part. last Saturday you guys were posting on this thread while i was at work and i would click on the last post from the front index page and then i would be like shit! its the porn thread. then i had to rush to get out of it.

[some pumpkins]

this thread is hilarious!

[blueczarina]

yeah, i think we had a very SPfreaks day in general

[Arthur]

i assure you i don’t look anything like that. [/quote:2bbe3sjg]
So far it’s the only pic of you showing up on SPfreaks.com, czar of kink…

And yeah, yesterday was SPfreaks on its silly best again, I guess!

[blueczarina]

yeah, it was a fucked up day for sure and neither me nor that skank can be the czar of anything unless we happen to be sporting some extra equipment. i for one know i’m not a dude, but hard to say about the chick from Arthur’s foreign porn vid.

and i don’t really like posting pics of myself on the internet. it just seems weird.

[Arthur]

No problem blueczarina! How appropriate to mention that in manilla’s 21+ topic!

[blueczarina]

indeed

[Anonymous]

and i don’t really like posting pics of myself on the internet. it just seems weird. [/quote:115ghpqr]
I agree 100% with this^^^
but I failed
damn people and their tricks

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

i saw the pg porn thing that rose posted. they are funny, you should check out the one with nathan fillion and the one with alan tudyk, the one with alan had me lmfao.

they are on spike.com, and i only watched those two cause i love firefly guys.

[last_rose_of_summer]

yeah i thought about posting that one here too, i knew bullett likes firefly too

and the charlie brown ones are funny too.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

i only watched the two with nathan and alan, the others, even if it is sasha grey (arthurs other gf) didn’t really intrest me that much.

the one with alan is higlarious.

[manillascissor]

[marigold]

that’s actually quite well done, that shot.

this is a nice thread for the boys, and girls who swing that way… maybe there should be an over 21 thread for ayoe, blue, last_rose and me!

[jawn till dusk]

How about an over 30’s?

[Arthur]

And what to post there? Links to books about being halfway to the upcoming midlife crisis?

[jawn till dusk]

Exactly!

Talks about ‘the good old days’!

[Arthur]

There’s tons more on youtube…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFji7aJP7o[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q[/youtube]

[Author]

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