the weirdest ebay listing i’ve seen in awhile

[blueczarina]

http://cgi.ebay.com/My-Little-Pony-DUTC … .m14.l1318

ok, i was on ebay and i typed in Nirvana (as in the band) and listed with the other stuff was this \"Nirvana\" My Little Pony.

it has a hilarious description and it even has a reserve price for some reason. i don’t know what it has to do with the band, but this was so funny i felt like sharing. and evidently the pony is Dutch, not from America (which is very important- read the description).

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

that is strange. i am sleepy, and i don’t even have anything to say about it, except that it is strange.

[Marcella]

\"Her beautiful white body is free from marks.\"

That could be mistaken as another thing up for sale if there wasn’t a picture. Of course the \"the end of her tail is slightly dry\" would raise intriguing doubts.

[blueczarina]

i know. its like they’re talking about a person. its creepy.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

i don’t understand why they call it a nirvana horse though. still strange.

[Superlordspamulon]

"Her beautiful white body is free from marks."

That could be mistaken as another thing up for sale if there wasn’t a picture. Of course the "the end of her tail is slightly dry" would raise intriguing doubts. [/quote:1hcbv3i3]

i know. its like they’re talking about a person. its creepy.[/quote:1hcbv3i3]

And fortunately, neither of you will know some of the most disturbing things that go on on the internet. That link both of your comments.

Do not ask.

Ever.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

oh, gosh.

that sounds strange and creepy.

ok no asking no matter what.

i am creeped out by it and i don’t even know what it is.

[blueczarina]

alright. i won’t ask.

although you shouldn’t be knowing either.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

that is what i was thinking too.

to young for strippers, but not to know creepy stuff. hummmmm

[blueczarina]

you know- last night when i was half asleep this was f*cked up in a funny way. now thanks to Superlord its just creepy.

i think its just some weirdo who really likes there pony collection though.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

oh, that is weird. it makes me think of serial killers. those scare the living shit out mof me. i am so afraid of serial killers, i won’t watch movies with them, or shows about them. to scary, i will have to stay awake, and all the lights on.

[Arthur]

I have serial killers for breakfast. At least that’s what the package says.

Oh wait, it’s killer cerials.

[Superlordspamulon]

I have serial killers for breakfast. At least that’s what the package says.

Oh wait, it’s killer cerials. [/quote:1kgzbyyh]

…

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

killer cerals, well that doesn’t sound to scary.

i like capn’ crunch. my husband calls it little shards of glass, cause it will cut your mouth if you are not careful.

but real serial killers, scary. (need scared face)

[Superlordspamulon]

for the win!

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

scary, quit!!!

[blueczarina]

i watch serial killer crime shows on tv, like Dexter and Criminal minds, but it is a creepy subject.

Capt. Crunch can cut your mouth bullet? never noticed

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

yeah, if you don’t use enough milk, which i am a cheapskate, and use as little milk as possible in my cerial, but then i save the milk and put more ceral in it, unless it is a chocolate ceral, then i totally drink the milk.

i have misspelled ceral about 50 times in one post, wow, is that a new record or what?

i don’t watch those shows. i refuse to. seral killers better stay away from me, i will kill them right back, i am trying to bone up on my ufc moves, i am great at a rear naked choke (and no noone is really naked, so don’t even try those comments, boys, yes i mean you!). or at least push them down my stairs.

[blueczarina]

you get ’em bullet.

i don’t use much milk either, but thats because it tastes kind of fatty to me. maybe its a vegetarian thing.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

i like to use skim milk, i think it tastes better, i can’t stand anything above 2 % though, it is gross.

[blueczarina]

2% is gross. my family never buys it.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

that is why i like skim the best, it is the least gross.

[blueczarina]

i like how this thread has gone from my little pony- to perverts- to cereal killers- to serial killers- to capt. crunch- to milk in a space of a few hours.

[Superlordspamulon]

LET’S TALK ABOUT DINOSAURS NOW YAAAY!!!

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

lol lol

well i like brontasuarus the bestest.

what about you?

[Superlordspamulon]

DINOSAUR COMICS YAY!

[blueczarina]

i like this one

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

well crap, see how behind the times i am on dinasaurs, they are still called that right?

that is too funny superlord. i liked it, very \"fresh\"

[Marcella]

Reading this whole thread has made my day.

[bullettwoutbutterflywings]

well i am glad.

made my day too. just it was yesterday intstead of today.

[blueczarina]

Reading this whole thread has made my day.[/quote:1hijs52x]

well, glad you liked it.

it was pretty screwy.

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