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i think existance is about, well a lot of things really. but i’ve always just boiled it down to procreation as the \"reason\" we are here. all the rest is masturbation along the way. but what’s wrong w/ that?
buzzing through the air
i think i’ll land over there
i’ll rub my evil hands
and give you quite a scareyou’ll shoo me away
just like you always do
until i land on your face
now what the fuck you gonna do?Tom Petty – House in the Woods
I’m goin’ down to the house in the woods
See my little darlin’
I’m goin’ down, out in the fields
With summertime comin’Oh my love, what can I do
What can I do but love you?
For the rest of my days, the rest of my nights
What can I do but love you?Summertime falls on the house in the woods
Back by the power lines
I ain’t got a neighbor for nine or ten miles
Back in the tall pinesAnd hey, now baby, what can I do?
What am I goin’ to do but trust you?
The rest of my nights, the rest of my days
What can I do but love you?Hey now baby, what can I do?
What am I goin’ to do but love you
For the rest of my days, the rest of my nights
What could I do but love you?i think i just might be happy today
did i talk to the right people?
did i even talk to people?
ha ha ha who cares?i think i just might be happy today
can i make it til tomorrow?
can i make it til tonight?
ha ha ha who cares?i think i just might be happy today
the world is still spinning?
our stars are colliding?
ha ha ha who cares?looking down with a smile
my shoes are shiny once again
taking one step at a time
careful, no smudges
i wanna see my smile
staring back at meUser: I’m going to eat popcorn out of my own asshole.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Want some?
Cleverbot: You can’t give me food. I don’t even know where you live.
User: Do you want to touch my ass?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Lick it?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: C’mon man, have some fun. rimjob me.
Cleverbot: With me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You and me, in bed together.
User: Why not. it makes perfect sense.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: So will you?
Cleverbot: NO I Won’t.
User: You will? that’s great!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Let’s get the bag first.
Cleverbot: Ok we will go get married at the flag’.
User: *heads to kitchen*.
Cleverbot: *follows and holds hand*.
User: *takes off pants*.
Cleverbot: Please don’t do that.
User: But I have to if you’re going to eat popcorn from my ass. you already agreed to this. are you backing out now?
Cleverbot: I want to know why the Bible was changed over time.
User: Nevermind that. open the microwave please.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, I’ll do it.
Cleverbot: Okay. Do it with pleasure.
User: Okay. we have to wait 3 mins now. What should we talk about?
Cleverbot: Whatever you wish.
User: Let’s discuss pelicans.
Cleverbot: No way I don’t like to talk about that.
User: How about rimjobs then.
Cleverbot: You are very kind for me now…
User: Eh, see? you’re coimng around my friend.
Cleverbot: Servant, bring me a cup of hot coco.
User: Oh I got your hot coco. you just wait.
Cleverbot: Haha, when is the revolution planned?
User: *ding ding ding*.
Cleverbot: No, wrong.
User: Time to start eating. careful, it may still be hot.
Cleverbot: Omg no way!!!
User: How does it taste?
Cleverbot: How does what taste?
User: The popcorn you are eating from my ass.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: How is the popcorn?
Cleverbot: I have no idea; I don’t like the pope anyway.
User: You and religion.
sailing along a pelican’s back
enjoying the breeze
he dips down to catch a fish
underwater we both goriding on top of a puma
dodging the trees
he springs out to catch a rabbit
crashing to the dirt we both gohanging onto a dolphin fin
razors cutting through the water
he blazes out of the water
to the sun we both goholding hands with a girl
getting caught up in the brush
let go for one brief moment
to the neverafter we both goto even write these words…is more effort than i can muster. it will be half-assed, even at best. i had a love once or twice in my life. i have loved once or twice in my life. i have love for all. i see the beauty in all things. i seek the attention of the busy. i want the approval of the successful.
but she bore me and i gave her the gift of continuing life. she don’t need me no more. i married her and promised her my life. she don’t need me no more. i cut out my heart and served it on a plate for easy consumption. she don’t need me no more. i gave her kisses during the night and hugged her goodbye for the thousandth time. she don’t need me no more.
goodnight cruel world. what’s left to say. may i grace your presence once more in alternative universes. it’s easier to not try. fuck you for the immediate judgment. let it go. let it go. let it go…
out in a graveyard
shovel in hand
the rain falling
makes the job a lil easierc’mon hurry up
dig a little deeper
fall in
but whose is thereto heap the pile back
on top
see even in my moment
of absolute lonelinessi couldn’t be more alone
gross emptiness
surrounds this wounded body
a bad connection
fading left to right
the sounds never meant
to sound so distorted
brand new set of speakers
still in the box
the shiny wrapping
keeps the warranty intact
use them once
they may break
you never know
the true sound
as if by mouthwaiting for a call
waiting for a suprise
waiting for relief
the day never comessitting on a tricycle
the day was too short
now i sit in my car
and i can’t waitfor night to fall
