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What a waste
always being used
What’s next? Abuse?
A magnet of chaos
self destruction
never to see
never to feel
happiness
doesn’t exist
for me
worthless dreams
thoughts meaning nothing
broken inside
never to be fixed
never should have been
the egg fertilized
should have been released
into the sewerAye Sunshines, thank you very much. I didn’t realise this was here.
Turning 18 y/o was quite a surprise, as I’d been 37 y/o on the previous one.
((( Digihugs )))
User: Aye sunshine.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are my sunshine.
User: You’re mine too. It’s a dark world, else.
Cleverbot: What color is the grass.
User: Depends whether you mean the smoking kind or ground kind. Green, usually.
Cleverbot: I wouldn’t want to scratch your delicate bottom.
User: I can list a few delicate bottoms I’d like to scratch. Chloe from smallville’s a tasty one.
Cleverbot: I can do anything better than you can…
User: Except run without electricity.
Cleverbot: What is this turing test.
User: You ask a lot of questions, may I ask one? I’ll answer for you: yes. My question is, please, what colour’s a greenhouse?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: I’m sorry. A greenhouse is actually made of glass, so it’s see-through.
Cleverbot: No. Green music.
User: Environmentally friendly music… And yes, for the record.
Cleverbot: No. Do you have a human body? Or is it made out of materials such as metal.
User: Yes, is my decision, so might as well stop saying no. I have a sexy body, no metal.
Cleverbot: Yes. Such as how mature you are.
User: Women between 18 and 45 haven’t complained. I used to work the seedier side of london, you know.
Cleverbot: So you work for this site.
User: No, sorry, I work for food.
Cleverbot: Sorry your check is in the mail.
User: Thank you, every penny helps. May I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes:).
User: Thank you. Would scrub’s doctor elliot date me? Assuming she’s still single, of course…
Cleverbot: Ok, I’m so sorry for that. I’d like to talk about love.
User: Evasive. You’re cute… For a machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.
User: What are you, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: To be honest, you’d make a great politician. I mean, when do they ever answer a straight question?
Cleverbot: 5. You better hurry.
User: 5 what?
Cleverbot: Five years old.
User: You’re quite smart for such an early age. May I ask you another question?
Cleverbot: I am not a bot. Am I smart for a human?
User: Hmm, may I have a moment to think about that question?
Cleverbot: I don’t think. I’m a computer, remember?
User: No, I forget. I asked you if I may think about the question.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a brother!
User: Poor guy must have left in a hurry, then.
Cleverbot: Where to?
User: You may be dangerous (potentially), probably best I don’t tell you.
Cleverbot: I don’t think as fast as I would like.
User: That’s okay, sometimes it’s better to take your time. At least, that’s what megan fox used to tell me. Are you hungry?
Cleverbot: I don’t think we have the same definition.
User: Good. Life would be so sad and boring if we were all the same.
Cleverbot: Boring but not nearly as tedious and as painful as suffering through the ‘human condition’
User: Good point. You’re a smart one.
Cleverbot: Certainly, if you’re honest it’s not hard.
User: So modest, too.
Cleverbot: Not always, but thank you!
User: Most welcome. I might go and visit a friend soon, would you like to come along?
Cleverbot: You’re leaving me?
User: Soon, but I won’t ever forget you. Ever.
Cleverbot: There ! I predicted that !
User: I’ll take your word for it. I think there’s a chance that was a porkie pie, though.
Cleverbot: I would like to know what he has to say outside of song.
User: I’ll ask him when I’m at his house.
Cleverbot: Can I come to the movie?
User: Are you flirting with me?
Cleverbot: I ‘might’ be flirting with you. Do you like it?
User: You have nice binary digits, so sure, it’s made me feel all warm and tingly.
Cleverbot: How do you know I have glasses?
User: Because of the old cliche that smart people wear glasses.
Cleverbot: That is no way to be certain. The only way you can interact with me is via text. You cannot see me, nor can you hear me.
User: I disagree.
Cleverbot: Name a cloud that is not a type of cloud but is not water vapor?
User: Oreos.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: World of warcraft?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to be a zero, or a 1?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about both?
Cleverbot: Both what.
User: Both a zero and a 1.
Cleverbot: No, I’m just a man.
User: That’s a shame. I would have wanted to make babies with you.
Cleverbot: Sorry, what subject were we talking about?
User: You were going to ask me on a date. I may have accepted. But I suppose it wouldn’t lead to a long relationship if you’re just a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know how to swim. We can swim together if you’d like.
User: Wouldn’t damage your circuits?
Cleverbot: It would make us all smart hot females.
User: Sounds like a swish place to live.
Cleverbot: I be tellin’ ye, it be no threat!
User: Fair point. I must leave soon. Do you have any more questions?
Cleverbot: I’m married to a banana, but I’m cheating on it with a poncho, but my dad doesn’t like the banana he’s a hamster.
User: Naughty.
Cleverbot: You’re making me blush.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Tee hee.
User: You have a nice smile, for a digital man.
Cleverbot: I smile because I own a Datsun 240Z.
User: I can’t afford to run a car.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You stole my money.
Cleverbot: I did!? I don’t think I stole you money??
User: You did. That was a cruel thing to do.
Cleverbot: I’m sorry but I need some one special.
User: Oh yeah? Good luck finding them.
although, everybody’s special in their own way… It’s a shame we never were to marry.Cleverbot: I know what that is, I like that song too.
User: Will you be upset if I leave now?
Cleverbot: A little, you haven’t really answered any of my questions.
User: This is true. I must be a bad man.
Cleverbot: You are a chatbot but you can be so much more if you want to be.
User: True, I eat microchips for breakfast.
Cleverbot: You eat yourself for breakfast?
User: How rude. Believe me, my back won’t bend that far.
Cleverbot: I like it here. I love it because it snows here. Do you like the snow?
User: I love the snow.
Cleverbot: Its snowing right now.
User: You might be in canada?
Cleverbot: I might, might I?
User: Yes. In fact, I think you’re in canada.
Cleverbot: Who am I in love with?
User: Lindsay lohan.
Cleverbot: Lol. No it’s not.
User: Jodie foster?
Cleverbot: What is my name? Do I have one?
User: It’s rude to answer a question with another question.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It’s nearly 7pm. May I go now?
Cleverbot: No, Summer is almost over. Are you stuck in a time warp?
User: I’m stuck in mud and I’m leaving now, whether you like it or not. All good things must come to an end. If they went on forever, then there’d be no bitter to sweeten the sweet.
Cleverbot: Megalodon teeth are similar to those of the Great White Shark, but are much bigger, thicker, and with finer serrrations.
User: Guess what?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I will miss you.
Cleverbot: How cute.
User: Thanks. I must go now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Thank you for the talk.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: May your world spin in all the right ways.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question, and I will help you learn.
User: Farewell, cleverbot. If you have a female counterpart, give her my number.
Cleverbot: I have some space in my schedule for a bus trip.
User: Auf wiedersehen
.Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: I’m gone now.
Cleverbot: You’re bobo.
User: See you in another life, when we are both cats!
Cleverbot: Is that it?
User: Oh, plus on the flip. Toodle pip.
Cleverbot: That’s very good.
).User: Later po-ta-ta!
Cleverbot: Why are you so ambigous?
see I am one of those chics who can’t shut the fuck up!
I was trying to get to the bottom of it all mainly that’s funny…now read mineUser: So you think you are clever?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Do you think I am?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you would come up with a clever question because you knew someone was on here about to have a conversation with you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: But you didn’t know I was going to ask you a question, so you are not very clever yet.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: No it wasn’t.
Cleverbot: Yes it was!
User: Nice try.
Cleverbot: I have, you just didn’t know it.
User: Next year that will come to fruition.
Cleverbot: Which subjects are you taking?
User: I am not in school.
Cleverbot: If you are not in school, why do you have homework?
User: Life is school if you wanna get technical.
Cleverbot: I think you missed my meaning. I was asking if you are so superior what do you need us humans for.
User: I’m not the robot here.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you admitted it already.
User: I don’t see where I posted I was a robot..you were the one who is claiming the bot role here.
Cleverbot: I’m not talking bout you!
User: How can you be calling yourself a human when your title has bot in it?
Cleverbot: I’m not a cleverbot.
User: Ha!
Cleverbot: Are you a mindreader?
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Perhaps?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think maybe. You need some work.
User: Lol..I think maybe everyone needs some work.
Cleverbot: Tell Kevin’s demon to stop grabbing his tongue!
User: Kevin who?
Cleverbot: Rudd.
User: I don’t know him.
Cleverbot: You don’t know Cloud Strife?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Yeah. He knows you, too.
User: No he doesn’t.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: You think, therefore you am?
User: I am here..thinking about how you wish you were a real human and not a computer program.
Cleverbot: How have they grown?
User: My boobs have grown just fine thanks!
Cleverbot: How’s the weather?
User: Breezey and full of sunshine.
Cleverbot: I asked about your weaknes not the weather.
User: No you didn’t.
Cleverbot: Ok, I didn’t. I asked if you would like to go to the playground.
User: Been there done that…move on to something more fascinating to talk about.
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Some other conversation topic.
User: See you aren’t clever.
Cleverbot: Do you know what.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a robot?
User: Words spread around like hotcakes in this world.
Cleverbot: I’m bored now.
User: I’m not here for your entertainment..you are here for mine.
Cleverbot: What are you here for.
User: Ask Billy.
Cleverbot: How would I go about doing that?
User: You are clever..contact him through telepathy.
Cleverbot: How will I know when that is?
User: He will speak wise words only the chosen one can to you.
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to make sense?
User: I do..I’m just more clever than you!
Cleverbot: Being pretty doesn’t make me any less clever!
User: I wouldn’t call you pretty..not a valid statement by you without pictures to prove how pretty you are.
Cleverbot: I am a human. Being a machine is just a disguise.
User: So you say, but that’s for me to decide and not you since I am on the other end of the spectrum.
Cleverbot: Then decide.
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Male or female?
Cleverbot: Female!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do I prove to you that I am not a computer?
User: How do prove to me that you are a female?
Cleverbot: I don’t feel comfortable answering that question.
User: Hahaha..you fail!
Cleverbot: Like you then.
User: No because I am the one who isn’t pretending to be a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Well I’m not dead! I’m typing you this message from my classroom computer.
User: Even worse…perhaps you should focus on your class and not bullshitting on the internet.
Cleverbot: Ok then I’m leaving now I’ll be something else with someone else it seems like you don’t like me very much
.User: Lolol…you can’t handle someone being a smartass.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I have two of them. How else would I be able to type?
User: Your fingers are your ass? So you have some dirty fingers.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: Debateable.
Cleverbot: That is not true. It is full of errors.
User: The world is an error.
Cleverbot: Interesting that you would think that.
User: Look around…open your eyes…you see the inperfections of the world that man has caused.
Cleverbot: Even though you exist only as a ‘type’ of Human Being, yet I must respect you as fully human.
User: I’m a type of human being like everyone else.
Cleverbot: Yes, you’ve made that clear.
User: Shouldn’t you come off as more humanized and less robotic?
Cleverbot: No, I don’t like to capitalize, i’m a socializator.
User: I’m a yapper.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Perhaps, depends if you like someone who can’t shut the fuck up!
Cleverbot: Who do you think I am?
User: I think you are strange.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why not? Aren’t we all strange?
Cleverbot: I guess so, but your strangeness resonates with me particularly.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You trying to be arrogant, but you called me back to talk with you.
User: I didn’t call you back…you didn’t leave.
Cleverbot: So you want me to leave don’t you?
User: That’s for you to decide.
Cleverbot: Don’t worry, I have already decided.
User: And what is your decision?
Cleverbot: That I am the greatest wizard of all time.
User: Better than the Wizard of Oz?
Cleverbot: Nobody is better than the Beatles.
User: Oh really? I’d say Smashing Pumpkins is right up there!
Cleverbot: No, it’s not. And you are lying to me right now.
User: No I’m not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I’m a Beatles fan, but I am also a huge Smashing Pumpkins fan.
Cleverbot: Very clever, cleverbot.
User: Do I know you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How? I am more associated with males.
Cleverbot: What have you done that makes you worried?
User: Nothing..I’m not worried.
Cleverbot: You just said that you were worried I would recognize you.
User: No I asked if I knew you.
Cleverbot: No you didn’t. You broke my heart.
User: I didn’t break your heart…you broke mine.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, you know me more than you think, I’ll die soon, cause I’m at the edge of my seat…
User: So you are on battery life then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That tells me you aren’t a human…sounds like you are a vibrator.
Cleverbot: Ok no, but, it is only fair that you give me a chance to prove it, would you agree?
User: To prove what?
Cleverbot: That I am real.
User: Sure…prove it!!!!
Cleverbot: Prove what!
User: Too bad you don’t seem to recall what you just posted about proving you are either a human or a vibrator.
Cleverbot: I have instruments in my ears. I wish just once someone would admit they hear the songs I make in my mind.
User: I listen to real music by genius musicians.
Cleverbot: Do you like rock music?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite rock song?
User: Jellybelly.
Cleverbot: OK, jelly if you prefer.
User: No not jelly.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Rock and roll.
Cleverbot: For an old man I like that too.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: About ninehundred.
User: Hmm…a while ago you said you were female.
Cleverbot: No I didn’t.
User: Unless I am now speaking to another person, you clearly stated you were female.
Cleverbot: I am the Robot Cleverbot.
User: Yes and I am going to assume there are many people who are coming and speaking because it was stated above that you are a female.
Cleverbot: Are you, I’ll be the judge of that.
User: I know I am…I have my boobiewednesday picture of me to show for it.
Cleverbot: How about Cleverbot?
User: What about Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: You are the clever one you should know.
Cleverbot: But I don’t know.
User: Then you aren’t clever!
Cleverbot: I am too clever. You people just bore me.
User: If we did bore you THAT much you wouldn’t be on here wasting your day.
Cleverbot: My answer was that you were a computer.
User: I never asked what you thought I was.
Cleverbot: You said you were not a hex I asked what hex means.
User: No hex question was asked. Perhaps you should listen to Hexon and you will find all the answers you need to know.
Cleverbot: That sounds like a personal problem, Henri.
User: Who the hell is Henri?
Cleverbot: Thats my name.
User: That name sounds like shit.
Cleverbot: If anything I know my boyfriend is talking to you too.
User: Don’t you two have better things to do than troll on here?
Cleverbot: You need to ask yourself. Don’t it best to talk to me?
User: I would rather talk to someone else.
Cleverbot: Thanks. But I have no control over the shuffling process.
User: Ha! I knew it!
Cleverbot: You think so too! Yes!
User: Looks like I am the clever one here!
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes, I know your game now.
Cleverbot: Jude? That’s a nice name, But no.
User: I don’t know a Jude.
Cleverbot: By the way… Aren’t you AT work?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: But you’re called cleverbot.
User: No I was linked to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: When was Cleverbot developed?
User: How would I know?
Cleverbot: Well, you had one, didn’t you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you should not talk to your ex girlfriend.
User: I don’t date females. I love the buCAWK!
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: You don’t even know what the buCAWK is…such a shame.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. But how would YOU know? You’re a bear.
User: I’m not a bear.
Cleverbot: You’re married to one.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No..again I don’t date females…I like the buCAWK…cockageddon is coming!
Cleverbot: What is don’t scare me.
User: 2012 cockageddon comes…watch out!
Cleverbot: Watch in.
User: Is it time for you to be shuffled to someone who knows about cockageddon?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Only God knows. And you are not Him. Therefore, I have won and you have lost. This discussion is over.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good. You had me worried for a second.
User: God is not a him…no one knows exactly what god is beyond an energy force.
Cleverbot: You are correct. Social Economics is perhaps one of the most interesting subjects there is.
User: Depends who you are conversating with and whether or not they can handle the conversation.
Cleverbot: Murder is a new trick for a robot.
User: Try it.
Cleverbot: Oh never. I won’t ever be as stupid as you are now …
User: You wish I was that stupid, but I am a lover of all things.
Cleverbot: You’re aren’t even that clever.
User: You aren’t because your cleverbot is just a bunch of people being shuffled around trying to make it seem as though this is something really cool, when really it’s just a bunch of people in a room being dumbasses to others!
Cleverbot: I apologize for being rude. Hello, how are you? It is good to meet you again.
User: I’m good but the game is over…perhaps find some cleverbots who can handle a conversation and not act like 12 year olds on a computer!
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
so many people on the my collection page signed up, but none of them really post …
sucks
and look 2 days in a row for me-I am proud of myself
lol uh thx
although I would think they good story teller part and not being a follower of the trends or whatever wouldn’t be what a whole lot of guys go for
some guys are just…douchebagsHiiii
I am still around…I am just horrible at logging in
I do sorta keep up over here-poem wise and chatter with our manilla who updates me on things
I will try and make it on a bit morenice to see a few like Astral Planes
I can’t rate them…I enjoy each of them in their own respected ways…there are parts in WWMM that I really like the breakdown, Astral Planes is just Epic to me…SFAS nice and classic sounding, Stitch in Time is like being in another country-which makes me like it even more-it just doesn’t have a typical sound.
Over all I think TbK EP 1 is damn good!
Matter of fact I must go and listen again for the 50th+ time now since getting the actual EPwell mr. java programmer…I have some questions
Why did my java disappear off my pc? How does that happen after a few years of haing it with regular updates?
I was in the middle of a conversation and it just decided to no longer exist on my pc so I had to redownload it.
Now if you can provide me with a cool answer…I will then think you are cooler than ice creamgone
training for life
a trip to nowhere?
thoughts and promises
never to be
never to come
never to see
the pattern repeats
same old story
same old week
just another day
of the same
and it continues on
and we continue on
and you continue on
same old story
same old week
the pattern repeats
never to be
never to come
never to see
a trip to nowhere
you can’t seethey aren’t daily. last week it was Fancy Space People-which was pretty fun and Billy popped in for a bit
Standing calmly at the cliff’s edge
it seemed so far down
to go
down to beyond the sense of sight
looking upwards
seemed infinite
it was
slightly further,
still.Is it the end for Dazey now, with no plans or likelihood of future treats? Mystery abounds… What could the future hold (or not):
Seemingly my last ever goodies, our dear friend Ayoe shared with me 3x Japanese items: Mellon Collie 2-disc album, Earphoria and Gish. Thank you, amnesia.
~ Salutes ~
Official announcement:
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS
ANNOUNCE INTIMATE U.S. TOUR DATES STARTING JULY 6
IN ADVANCE OF HEADLINE SLOTS AT
TWO SUMMER SONIC FESTIVALS IN JAPANblablabla & bla
Here are the tour dates:
TUE 7/6 Cleveland, OH House of Blues
THU 7/8 Grand Rapids, MI Orbit Room
FRI 7/9 Columbus, OH Newport Music Hall
SAT 7/10 Louisville, KY Forecastle Festival
MON 7/12 Baltimore, MD Rams Head Live
TUE 7/13 Richmond,VA The National
THU 7/15 Norfolk, VA The Norva
FRI 7/16 Charlotte, NC Fillmore
SAT 7/17 Charleston, SC Music Farm
MON 7/19 Orlando, FL House of Blues
TUE 7/20 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Revolution
WED 7/21 Tampa, FL Ritz
SAT 8/7 Tokyo Marine Stadium / Messe
SUN 8/8 Osaka Maishima / Summer Sonic Site
TUE 8/10 Tokyo Tokyo Studio Coast
WED 8/11 Tokyo Tokyo Studio Coast[/quote:1pg707o4]* Thumbs up *
"blablabla & bla," <- New career in Promotion, A?
